Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure

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Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure

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No.
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Jeff Goldblum is a Nincompoop

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A.) Brad Bellflower is no Bud Badfellow

B.) Earth Girls Are Easy

C.) MENSA schmensa... if you're so frickity smart, why did you marry Gina Davis?
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You both are wrong and I am right. Do not disparage the Goldblum. -2 to your Goldblum scores.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun May 14, 2017 10:17 pm

C.) MENSA schmensa... if you're so frickity smart, why did you marry Gina Davis?
Gee... Let's ponder that question for a bit...

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She was an awkward beauty, in her time.

Quite titillating in Transylvania 6-5000.
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He's too Jewish to be gay. So, I guess he thinks he's in tune with the public? Oy!
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Not that anyone gives a shit about my opinion but....

A. From a lady's perspective....I would hit that.
B. He was in Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
C. He was in Life Aquatic.
D. Grand Budapest Hotel.

He's kinda weird and kinda hot. Nuff Said. Goldblum I would probably marry
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Jeff is an out of work aged Jewish actor. It's time he reinvented himself. He's out of style.
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