bluenosferatu wrote:
i wanna be there for your karoake night! i'll wear my burgundy helmet, and cape! and blue boots! - - don't worry, i'll stand off in the corner by the bathroom - - don't wanna embarrass anybody of course, but i will sing along under my breath!
I am not allowed to sing in public. (see page 45, clause 13, of the Geneva Convention.)
you cite laws and clauses awfully frequently. does your apt. smell like leatherbound books and rich mahogany?
Apartment?
The Big Pink Pile of Stucco (tm) smells of yummy things such as garlic and chocolate and rich perfume--and yes, many books. (Except on burrito nights, when Grumpy tends to show his enthusiasm in a particular way.)
Scary Savage Spice wrote:I'm afraid to listen to old pop music anymore, since I found out that so many songs are about masturbation. I feel as though I've lost my (2nd) childhood.
i wanna be there for your karoake night! i'll wear my burgundy helmet, and cape! and blue boots! - - don't worry, i'll stand off in the corner by the bathroom - - don't wanna embarrass anybody of course, but i will sing along under my breath!
I am not allowed to sing in public. (see page 45, clause 13, of the Geneva Convention.)
Hah, you're probably talking about the clause regarding "cruel or unusual torture of prisoners of war"..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
Henry Chinaski wrote:Fly the ocean in a silver plane
See the jungle when its wet with rain
Just remember when you're home again
you belong to me
Dino
Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
See the pyramids on the Nile
Just remember darlin all the while
You belong to me.
That's a bad jam.
Not trying to be too familiar. What's up Luke?
“Drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.â€