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Post by Chelsea40oz » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:36 pm

Oh shit, where'd my other post go!>? :oops: Geez one week spending more time in the workplace than my local bar, and I'm a lightweight!
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Post by dasbeaver » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:41 pm

Say what you may about Ween, this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard


http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/ween/w ... audio.html


Can you see them bringing that remix and playing it for a roomful of advertising executives?
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Post by Chelsea40oz » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:42 pm

Aha! Here' st the thread. As I was saying or meant to say, whhy didn't my post come through after all, I always wondered... :lol: :oops:
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:43 pm

forget about this post. repeat
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:47 pm

Tartan said,
I thank you , but i only have 2 whereas these guys have eight
thanks lucky
Nah, ya got eight. The other six are just shy.
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Post by Savage » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:01 pm

The Mandala Octet (i'm listening to La Spada Di San Galgano)

and the Twin Peaks and Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me soundtracks.
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Post by Chelsea40oz » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:08 pm

We're all slurring, I see. You know what sucks, I have this tenacious drunken memory. I'm a very cross-lateral thinker and tend to go on these hellacious, meandering tangents, and just when the unfortunates I've managed to corner think they're in the clear, I rebound with the point of the original tirade. Kind of like an epic Irish folk song.
Which reminds me of this homebum, Irish Pete, who used to approach the punks sitting on the stoops of the Lower East Side, and begin to sing at us, of course all the while greedily eyeing the 40 we were passin about. But the thing is, we had an unspoken honor system, don't partake unless you are prepared to buy (# of people drinking) = (how many rounds you can share in before it's your turn, buck-o). So this guy would come hang out with us if he spied us with a 40, but then, he would never fuck off. I mean, seriously, two hours later, he'd stop bellowing for a moment (probably cos he busy was sucking down our beer) and we'd all secretly breath a sigh of relief... "Oh, the geezer is finally done! Now the last 3 beers we can afford are OURS! And OURS ALONE!" Then he'd draw a deep breath and proceed to invent inane verses, just to stay in our good graces... :lol:
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:14 pm

Chelsea, that ws beautiful. And i meanthat. Not just because i have been drinking cheap beer all night. I mean it. Beautiful. Well put.
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Post by Savage » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:36 pm

It is. Was. whatever.

More drunk music:

Pi soundtrack (great movie )
Witches of Eastwick s.t.
Session 9 (passing out type music i guess, but strangely beautiful)
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:51 pm

This one is dedicated to whoever comes into the bar next..

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Post by Savage » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:58 pm

She's got my "boring but safe wife of the high ranking so and so" hairdo that I always had to wear at the boring out of my phuking skull functions I used to have to go to. I just cleaned out my closet, and found the boring bitch dark pink dress and the stupid black oldlady pumps I used to wear. Never again! As God is my witness, I will never sit on stage and eat a tough as shit steak or rubber chicken again. Ahem. Pardon my rant.
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:21 pm

So many chickens are sacrificed for stupid work related dinners. They ought to form a union.
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Post by Savage » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:26 pm

(to a marching tune)

We are poultry!
But we have feelings too!
Three four five
You eat us under a tent
But we are sentient
Sort of! Sort of!
Don't chew our guts
'Cause we have tender butts
Care about us do,
'Cause we are just like you!
Well sort of...
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Post by Chelsea40oz » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:38 pm

Back in 90, whilst in pursuit of an elusive respectable-like job, I donned pumps, hid my mohawk under a hat, and wore a matching skirt and top. And to top off the humiliation -- tights. I walked around the French Quarter all day long on my quest. Burger King handed me an application.
It had an essay question.
"Explain in your own words why you want to work for Burger King?"
I was vegetarian, but I put some smart ass shit about how "I believe in the product!" I caught sight of myself in the plate glass windows on Canal Street and was dismayed. My best friend told me she was considering becoming a stripper. My heart sank further. We happened to take a left onto the shorn side of my shorn head.
That's when I decided, fuck it. I'll just become a cocktail waitress in a sleazy mafia bar. :roll:
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Aug 23, 2003 6:55 pm

And you have my respect for that. For what it's worth.
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