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Post by Rowdydrunk79 » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:23 pm

To bring things back on topic, I've just read all post on this subject and not once was Roger Miller mentioned!

CHUG-A-LUG

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Makes you wanna holler "hi-dee-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Grape wine in a mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine and after class
Me and him and this other fool
Decided that we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so helped ourselves
First time for everything
Umm, my ears still ring

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler "hi-de-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

4 H and FFA
On a field trip to the farm
Me and a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn
Where we uncovered up a covered up
Moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
Brrrrrrr....I run ten miles

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler "hi-de-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Jukebox and sawdust floor
Something like I ain't never seen
Heck, I'm just goin' on fifteen
But with the help of my faneglin' uncle
I get shuck in (I get snuck in)
For my first taste of sin
I said, "let me have a big ol' sip..."
Brrrrr....I done a double back flip

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler "hi-dee-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:31 pm

The funniest job I ever had was when I was in college. For a few months, I sold advertising for a 'magazine' publishing company. One of my accounts was Big Sal's Big Tittie's magazine. Another was Butt's Monthly: Magazine For Analists.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:02 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:The funniest job I ever had was when I was in college. For a few months, I sold advertising for a 'magazine' publishing company. One of my accounts was Big Sal's Big Tittie's magazine. Another was Butt's Monthly: Magazine For Analists.
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
Sorry, not touching this one...
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:02 pm

Oops, sorry Rowdy. I didnt see your post until after I posted. Nevermind.
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:41 pm

Rowdy, for my faux pas, can I play this, just for you...

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Post by Rowdydrunk79 » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:52 pm

Certainly, Luck, but you must tell me where do you find these?
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books

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Post by LuckyStrikes » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:56 pm

SeeNoEvil, lets dance to this one

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Post by LuckyStrikes » Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:09 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote:Certainly, Luck, but you must tell me where do you find these?
Thank gawd someone finally asked! I'm tired of being the d.j., I need to get my drunk on...here is the link...

http://www.showandtellmusic.com

But before I abandon my turntable, I have to play this one

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Post by Rowdydrunk79 » Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:51 pm

This is for carls and zin
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/ ... edenhh.jpg

Even has a track called "Beer, Vermouth and Gin"
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:54 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote:This is for carls and zin
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/ ... hh.jpg[img]

Even has a track called "Beer, Vermouth and Gin"
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Post by dasbeaver » Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:01 am

[quote="Rowdydrunk79"]To bring things back on topic, I've just read all post on this subject and not once was Roger Miller mentioned!

CHUG-A-LUG

I was listening to that last night! Good job.

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Post by God of Chunder » Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:09 am

No stop signs or speed limits...ain't nothing gonna slow me down.
Hey Satan, paid my dues....
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Post by Chelsea40oz » Sun Aug 24, 2003 11:20 am

The zaniest job I ever had was at the SEX GREASE factory. Oxymoron never wrote a song about that!
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Sun Aug 24, 2003 12:18 pm

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:The zaniest job I ever had was at the SEX GREASE factory. Oxymoron never wrote a song about that!
I still say I would rather fry hamburgers in the Sahara desert with a fur coat on, than work at Chuck E Cheese. That has got to be a nightmare job!
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Post by Chelsea40oz » Sun Aug 24, 2003 12:22 pm

Could you even imagine being the fucking mouse? I am not particularly fond of children to begin with. Actually, I almost decked one of those mice once.
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