World's Worst Covers and Cover Bands!

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World's Worst Covers and Cover Bands!

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri May 29, 2015 1:02 am

Have you discovered any truly awful cover band or covers?

If so, please put up a link to them here.

I'll get the ball rolling: a (wisely) unnamed Brazilian Band manages a truly awful cover of the much fêted, "Guns 'n' Roses" song, "Sweet Child o Mine".

Ladies, Gentlemen and Germans, hearing is believing. See how long you can go before you switch it off, muted or stop it some other way.

The challenge has been set, now see if you can match its rank awfulness.
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Post by oettinger » Fri May 29, 2015 10:42 am

Shit I`ll start with the worst: Techno Bicycle Race by some now unknown undrunk german woman.
With electronic music basically every good song was raped to it`s bare notes.
Should I go on with hiphop?

Now that we can all agree to not include this kind of music anymore?! I must say that Elton John did Freddy no favour while performing The show must go on at his Tribute gig. Flat out horrible. Show must stop before more damage is done...
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Post by peetie44 » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:13 pm

"Land Of A Thousand Dances"

First, the Chris Kenner original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwz9NcdAhUA

Then there's this...not one of the Welk Show's better offerings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKw-xV_IN_I
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Post by mistah willies » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:06 pm

Don't waste good ska on this song!


Duuuuude.


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Post by oettinger » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:47 pm

Every idiot did his take on Dylan`s knocking on heaven`s door (Just like Jackson 5`s I want you back) but Avril Lavigne`s is the soulless bitter icing on the rotting cake. To cheer you up after this desaster, I`ll repost Weird Al Yankovich doing a thoughtfull interview with one of the brightest shining stars of our generation, Avril.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:11 am

Have you ever heard a cover that was so bad that you had to hide under your desk in shame for putting it on?
Here you are Don`t stop me now Metal cover and now go hiding!
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:12 pm

Anyone remembers the queen of fail - Spammer's Mom: I blow in Rock n Roll
For the younger audience, BS was a very famous person while her alleged virginity was up to standarts.
When that fell through her career also did a heavy nosedive.


Edit: The board autocorrected me on °§%&//aers hhahahhaha very funny FKR
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:08 pm

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Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:03 am

Metal cover time!!!!!!
Northern Kings - Take On Me This is so awfull, how come people upload that without a gun pointing to their heads?

Next up on the ridicul-ladder:

Twilight Guardians - La Isla Bonita, with that band name everything seems possible, the trash-bucket is the limit
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:12 pm

I always thought that Metalica's Whiskey in the Jar was just awful.
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Post by Patchez » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:12 pm

Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:28 pm

Does anyone remember Puff Daddy with his Zeppelin sample?
Actually that song is not that bad.

Btw, Ooops Puff
brothel der (auch: das) Puff Pl.: die Puffs
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Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:04 pm

This classic prolly doesn`t count
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Post by Patchez » Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:53 pm

Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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