Well, Drunaks,
Looks like I'm in charge of raising the Punch for tomorrow night's party. Its a benefit for puppies. Rescue pit bulls, actually. The cover is $5 per head, so it has to be strong.
Preliminary recipe:
1 liter Cruzan White
750 ml Dry Sherry
250 ml Triple Sec
200 ml Wray & Nephew overproof white rum
200 ml Wild Turkey 101
1 liter pineapple juice
2 fresh squeezed oranges
4 fresh squeezed lemons
Red Vermouth to taste
What am I missing here?
Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
Everclear. Or maybe some Devil Springs vodka. Won't add much to the taste but will add to the punch of the punch.
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
True that. Unfortunately we don't get Devil Springs this far west.
I need to find a couple of black scorpions for garnish.
I need to find a couple of black scorpions for garnish.
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
Hmm...you could always use a dash of turpentine.
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
That would pair well with the lead-based appetizers, wouldn't it?
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
Pit Bull urineBadfellow wrote:
What am I missing here?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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That'll put a bit of wang to the taste of it.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Pit Bull urineBadfellow wrote:
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
as you fuckers (should) know, i'm a big fan of the chatham artillery punch. but alton brown did open our eyes to the cape fear punch, which we will try before long. probably for the super bowl. will try to report.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
PUNCH DEBRIEFING:
Here's what I can tell you. The key to a successful punch is that it contains a lot of booze, but doesn't taste like it contains a lot of booze. The term that comes to mind is beguiling. Like an iron fist inside of a velvet gauntlet, that sort of bitch slap is what a well crafted punch should deliver. The guests, beguiled as such, heighten their ecstacy and quickly reach the point of no return. And with that besotted realization, they come to know that they are comitted to the fullest of their inebriations.
And that is when the party is getting started.
Mission accomplished. As for the fornication, it was either a pit bull or a very surly hornless unicorn.
Here's what I can tell you. The key to a successful punch is that it contains a lot of booze, but doesn't taste like it contains a lot of booze. The term that comes to mind is beguiling. Like an iron fist inside of a velvet gauntlet, that sort of bitch slap is what a well crafted punch should deliver. The guests, beguiled as such, heighten their ecstacy and quickly reach the point of no return. And with that besotted realization, they come to know that they are comitted to the fullest of their inebriations.
And that is when the party is getting started.
Mission accomplished. As for the fornication, it was either a pit bull or a very surly hornless unicorn.
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Re: Tomorrow Night's Benefit Punch thread
I read it as "tomorrow night's beer hall putsch thead"
Honest mistake I suppse.
Honest mistake I suppse.
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