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In relation to a Trivia Night at The Pub bonus challenge.
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Quiz Cocktail
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Quiz Cocktail
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
One part Jäger and one part OJ on a lot of ice. Try it! The little more sour orange perfectly equals the toothpastiness of the Jäger. A bottle is gone in no time
Drink!
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
Just. No.
Please.
Please.
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
He'll drink things that'll make a billygoat puke.
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
Seems that people do this (see Jäger Monster at the end). Jäger as a Legitimate Alcoholoettinger wrote:One part Jäger and one part OJ on a lot of ice. Try it! The little more sour orange perfectly equals the toothpastiness of the Jäger. A bottle is gone in no time
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
Okay, let's go something like...
Fortified Quiz Cider
10 parts Hard Cider
4 parts Dark Rum
1 dash Bitters
Pour into a pint glass. Drink until higher brain functions are fully dissolved into solution.
Solution is guaranteed to get your most spotted, soiled realities 100 % sparkling bright!
Fortified Quiz Cider
10 parts Hard Cider
4 parts Dark Rum
1 dash Bitters
Pour into a pint glass. Drink until higher brain functions are fully dissolved into solution.
Solution is guaranteed to get your most spotted, soiled realities 100 % sparkling bright!
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
Jäger is how it sounds coming back up after too much of it. It gets ahead of ya.
Speaking getting a head, I was in the bedroom last night with my wife, and them damned college kids came into the house. I grabbed all the bottles, led her upstairs, and said to her, "Frig it, let's have our own little party up here."
I forgot to grab some glasses. And ice.
Like anyone, I can be a total dick at times. But Being the old man of the house, I maintain. SO I don't engage with them kids when I get pissed. No need to be an asshole.
OK, OK, so also, she's a daddy's girl and gets what she wants.
But not my booze.
Yup, you guessed it.
Made mouth mixers with my Wife.
Ya know, we discovered interesting flavors.
Hey, keep yerr mind outta the gutter.
We had some of the Trace, some Sailor Jerry's, some of her Kegel vodika, some green Tanqueray, some vermouth (I'm now devoted to Martini & Rossi Extra Dry, prolly because it was there when I reignited my love affair with the almighty Martini) and that Ingenium Gin (damn fine) and of course me Kraken.
Now waitaminute, it's not all of them in a single mouth shot.
But do ya ken, after a bit, certain combinations lent their flavors to each other, when we began to smile goofily at each other...
I think that the chocolate she ate contributed to this loveliness. Not knowledgeable about chocolate liqueurs, maybe someone can help a bro out...
She was into her vodak with vermouth, and I was sipping some Trace.
So, here's the Wife Spit Cocktail:
Make her eat a chocolate.
Into her mouth pour:
1 part olive juice (Tiny sip)
3 parts extra dry vermouth (Larger sip)
9 parts betelgeuse vodika. Kegeljuice. Whatever (Large mouthful)
Tickle her. No, just shake her head and then let her take her swallows.
Into your mouth pour:
Nice sip of Trace.
When you are both finished, take a deep taste of what each other has going on in there.
For me, it tasted a little bit like coffee in a hot, sweet forest, a bit of hardened oak, with a hint of an ocean breeze.
For her, she told me to go brush my teeth for once and stop eating eggs and Parmesan cheese all the time.
I kid you.
She said it tasted like tiramisu.
OK, who's up for this? I'll be right ovah
Speaking getting a head, I was in the bedroom last night with my wife, and them damned college kids came into the house. I grabbed all the bottles, led her upstairs, and said to her, "Frig it, let's have our own little party up here."
I forgot to grab some glasses. And ice.
Like anyone, I can be a total dick at times. But Being the old man of the house, I maintain. SO I don't engage with them kids when I get pissed. No need to be an asshole.
OK, OK, so also, she's a daddy's girl and gets what she wants.
But not my booze.
Yup, you guessed it.
Made mouth mixers with my Wife.
Ya know, we discovered interesting flavors.
Hey, keep yerr mind outta the gutter.
We had some of the Trace, some Sailor Jerry's, some of her Kegel vodika, some green Tanqueray, some vermouth (I'm now devoted to Martini & Rossi Extra Dry, prolly because it was there when I reignited my love affair with the almighty Martini) and that Ingenium Gin (damn fine) and of course me Kraken.
Now waitaminute, it's not all of them in a single mouth shot.
But do ya ken, after a bit, certain combinations lent their flavors to each other, when we began to smile goofily at each other...
I think that the chocolate she ate contributed to this loveliness. Not knowledgeable about chocolate liqueurs, maybe someone can help a bro out...
She was into her vodak with vermouth, and I was sipping some Trace.
So, here's the Wife Spit Cocktail:
Make her eat a chocolate.
Into her mouth pour:
1 part olive juice (Tiny sip)
3 parts extra dry vermouth (Larger sip)
9 parts betelgeuse vodika. Kegeljuice. Whatever (Large mouthful)
Tickle her. No, just shake her head and then let her take her swallows.
Into your mouth pour:
Nice sip of Trace.
When you are both finished, take a deep taste of what each other has going on in there.
For me, it tasted a little bit like coffee in a hot, sweet forest, a bit of hardened oak, with a hint of an ocean breeze.
For her, she told me to go brush my teeth for once and stop eating eggs and Parmesan cheese all the time.
I kid you.
She said it tasted like tiramisu.
OK, who's up for this? I'll be right ovah
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
Well, that certainly does goes the distance for "preparation instructions".
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
The Fit
1 mouthfull of Knob Creek Rye (full measure, swallowed)
followed by 6 oz Hamms' beer (qty can be adjusted to taste)
add a bonghit in between the two ingredients - that mkes it a Big Fit.
Light off fireworks while you drink it and its becomes a Big Fat Hissy Fit
1 mouthfull of Knob Creek Rye (full measure, swallowed)
followed by 6 oz Hamms' beer (qty can be adjusted to taste)
add a bonghit in between the two ingredients - that mkes it a Big Fit.
Light off fireworks while you drink it and its becomes a Big Fat Hissy Fit
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Quiz Cocktail
The Bozznogna
Ingredients:
1 bottle good Scotch
1 bottle gas station vodka
2 slices of bread
1 bottle of mustard
1 jar of mayo
1 slice cucumber
Preparation:
Discard bread, mustard, mayo, and cucumber by donating to charity.
Take Scotch and vodka bottles and mix in real-time.
You are now prepared to answer ANY AND ALL TRIVIA QUESTIONS.*
*I said answer. I didn't say "correctly".
Ingredients:
1 bottle good Scotch
1 bottle gas station vodka
2 slices of bread
1 bottle of mustard
1 jar of mayo
1 slice cucumber
Preparation:
Discard bread, mustard, mayo, and cucumber by donating to charity.
Take Scotch and vodka bottles and mix in real-time.
You are now prepared to answer ANY AND ALL TRIVIA QUESTIONS.*
*I said answer. I didn't say "correctly".
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo