Got a couple drinks here

[Drunky McBoozington]

Sweet Turkey Neck:
double shot of Wil Turkey
Ad two packets of Sugar
Wait until the sugar settles on the bottom of shot glass
Insert straw to bottom of shot glass and drink as fast as you can

That one always puts a twitch in your upper lip
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Mexican Bar Fight:
1 shot well Tequilla
1 shot Quervo
1 shot Suaza
line them up, shoot them down one after another without training wheels! (no suckin on a lime or lickin salt)
Repeat, as many times as possible

Now there are two reason why it is called the Mexcian Bar Fight. Either you're going to be fighting to keep it down, or you're gonna get your ass kicked by some Huge motherfucker that you decided you could take on. Which ever way you experience it its always fun.

Just beware I must stamp the above drink with a "Time Traveling" label!