Top ten reasons Going to the Bar is better than Invading Iraq
10. My bartender always greets me as a liberator.
9. Pat Tillman still gets free drinks at the bar.
8. Last night I had three Grasshoppers. In Basra, they were attacked by eighteen hairy sand spiders.
7. For $700 billion, I can buy a lot of house rounds.... top shelf even
6. The insurgents in my bar just want more Jack Johnson on the jukebox.
5. My exit strategy involves a cab and In 'n' Out Burger
4. Happy Hour has nothing to do with a lack of suicide bombers
3. "Stay the Course" just means I don't switch from Gin to Bourbon
2. Pancho and Lefty isn't on a single jukebox in Baghdad
1. They don't serve Booze in Iraq.
DOTW: Emerald Stinger
Brandy
Green Creme de Menthe
Enjoy
DOTW 10/23
Moderators: Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, oettinger, Judge
DOTW 10/23
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
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Oggar
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Tell him maybe he'd get tips if he smiled more. Then convince him to go back to Swigmore University while you take over his bartending duties...
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Martini Time
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Oh!! I love the Stinger. It was Ray Milland's character's drink of choice in the 1948 Film Noir classic The Big Clock.
I have the ingredients on hand, and I'm not afraid to use them!!!
Of course, the drink is stirred or shaken lightly, and served, ungarnished, in a cocktail glass or an old-school champagne saucer.
I have the ingredients on hand, and I'm not afraid to use them!!!
Of course, the drink is stirred or shaken lightly, and served, ungarnished, in a cocktail glass or an old-school champagne saucer.
"Martinis are a balm against a sordid world, a shield against all that is sullied, rushed and coarse"
I ordered that monkey knife fight one a few months back, and had to tell my bartender how to make it. She made it.Shot Time wrote:What's the etiquette for ordering a dotw? say, if my bartender doesn't know it, which could be the case.
If your bartender doesn't know, educate them.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
Better than a good chance.Oggar wrote:I bet that's what Britt Reid drank all the time.
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