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Iron Drunk: Astonishing New Drink Recipe Super Challenge!

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this might all go a lot easier if you can imagine the voice of William Shatner narrating this post

The challenge is simple:

You must devise an astonishing new drink recipe. There are no limits imposed upon your creativity. However, it must contain the highlighted ingredient mentioned for the challenge. Needless to say, your recipe should a pleasurable drink; we as a community frown in a rather aggressive manner toward wasted alcohol.

Moving on, then.

The ingredient for this challenge is no stranger to drunken cuisine. It is normally consumed on top of crackers or crispy bread while guzzling beer, or if you're Dutch you might throw a scoop of vanilla ice cream into the mix. Known throughout much of Europe and North America, one of the oldest brined fillets of the ocean...

The ingredient is: Pickled Herring. Repeat, pickled herring.

Good luck. The challenge starts now!
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Holy fuck, pickled herring?

This will require a full weekend of research and development, but I believe I will be able to concoct something palatable. But seriously, pickled herring?

I will report back if I meet with success, but I'm naming this beastly drink after my dog.
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ScreamingToast wrote:Holy fuck, pickled herring?

This will require a full weekend of research and development, but I believe I will be able to concoct something palatable. But seriously, pickled herring?
Quite seriously. Pickled herring. It can be done, fellow mad scientist.

And I should add for our Drunkards at large, I would not ask you to do anything that I'm not willing to do myself.

Pickled herring...
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Re: Iron Drunk: Astonishing New Drink Recipe Super Challenge

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Badfellow wrote:this might all go a lot easier if you can imagine the voice of William Shatner narrating this post
I am not aseriousShatnerscholar so amoreexperienced M D Mershould fe....elfree tostepin. (freakin bb software striped out my extra spaces)
Badfellow wrote: The challenge issimple:

Youmust devise anastonishingnew drinkrecipe. Thereare no limitsimposed upon yourcreativity. How ever, it must containthehighlightedingredient mentioned for thechallenge. Needless tosay, yourrecipe shouldbea pleasurabledrink; we asacommunity frown in a rather aggressivemannertoward wasted alcohol.

Moving on,then.

Theingredient for this challenge isnostrangerto drunken cuisine. Itisnormallyconsumed ontopofcrackers or crispybread while guzzlingbeer, orifyou 'reDutch you might throw acoopof vanillaicecream intothemix. Known through outmuchof Europeand North America, oneoftheoldest brined filletsoftheocean...

The ingredientis: Pickled Herring. Repeat, pickledherring.

Good luck Spock. The challenge startsnow!
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Oh baby, I luvs the pickled herring. Costco used to sell these quart jars of the stuff for like $4-5 usd. At the regular grocery store a teeeny tiny jar with like 1/8 the stuff would cost almost $8! I figured I made back the annual fee right there.

My question is who or what will be the arbiter of what constitutes "New"?

Anyway, I am on it.

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maltlicker11 wrote:
My question is who or what will be the arbiter of what constitutes "New"?

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"New" is constantly rediscovered and oft forgotten.

Picked herring...
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Two shots ice cold vodka _+ one piece of pickled herring.

Take one shot.
Eat herring.
Take additional shot.

Repeat until intoxicated or until you can no longer taste the herring.

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Post by Oggar »

I doubt my first incling is either astonishing or new.

North Atlantic
4 parts Gin
1 part Dry Vermouth
1 piece of pickled herring
1 olive (green or black)
1 tsp herring brine

place Gin, Vermouth and ice in a cocktail shaker. shake until cold. strain contents into cocktail glass. garnish with herring and olive on a toothpick. add 1 tsp of herring brine.

Tropical Fish
4 parts Dark Rum
1 part Sweet Vermouth
1 piece of pickled herring
1 lime wedge

place Rum, Vermouth and ice in a cocktail shaker. shake until cold. strain contents into cocktail glass. garnish with herring and wedge on a toothpick.

I don't have any pickled herring but I don't think either of these would be too bad.
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Yucko.
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Post by Badfellow »

Oggar wrote:
North Atlantic
4 parts Gin
1 part Dry Vermouth
1 piece of pickled herring
1 olive (green or black)
1 tsp herring brine

place Gin, Vermouth and ice in a cocktail shaker. shake until cold. strain contents into cocktail glass. garnish with herring and olive on a toothpick. add 1 tsp of herring brine.
This actually sounds quite good, hold the vermouth.

I'm going to work on something tonight that involves vodka, ale, tomato juice and cilantro, and the pickled herring.
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itcameuponaMayhemclear wrote:
Mallory Knox wrote:Yucko.
Pussy.
Any type of food gets in the way of my drunk.
That makes you the pussy, my friend.

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Post by Knuckledragger »

I call it a "Dry Herring Gibson"

1 oz dry Vermouth
2 oz Gin
twist of lemon peel
stir with ice
add cocktail onion
wave herring over glass for just a whisp of essance of herring
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Post by & »

Bloody Herring:

3/4 glass Clamato juice
2 pinches Horseradish
2 dashes Herring Brine
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
1 dash Tabasco sauce
1 tsp Olive juice
1 pinch Celery salt
1 pinch Black pepper
1 generous shot Vodka
garnish with Pickled Herring


Edit:

I've been told by a cajun friend that I need to use the spicy V8 instead of Clamato. I will test and post the results.

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Post by G_W »

Red Herring

1 piece herring
1 can beer (cheap)
Tomato juice

Add herring to beer
add tomato juice to taste
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