God Awful Drink

[Pete G]

Long time listener, first time caller. I think I've found my home. I'm a life long PBR and burbon man myself but me and my buddies were having a discussion and a question came up... What in gods name can you combine with Mountain Dew to make an adult beverage? I say that it is something that could not and should not be done under any circumstances. Others say they have done it with vodka or gin and said it was "O.K" Thoughts? Ideas? Opinions?

[MeanOldLady]

mountain dew should not be consumed under any circumstances by anyone over the age of eleven. it is contemptable and in no way palatable, and cannot be made so, even with the addition of booze. these "friends" of yours who claim otherwise are scoundrels and liars.

[*****]

A medium to dark Rum will do just fine in a 50/50 concoction. Don't listen to MeanOldLady: she hates those fruity sodas because she doesn't care for black folks or products targeted at them.

[ScottTheo]

Southern Comfort and mountain dew was one of the drinks of choice when i was in high school. I don't think it was very good but i'm sure i didn't know any better.

[H.P. Loveshaft]

Here is something disturbing in the same vein:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTDEpSYD25M

[Rip Rufus]

A medium to dark Rum will do just fine in a 50/50 concoction. Don't listen to MeanOldLady: she hates those fruity sodas because she doesn't care for black folks or products targeted at them.

Would that work with Tahaitian Treat? Or Pineapple Soda?

[Trebek]

OK Trebek's perfect Mountain Dew punch recipe:

Ingredients:
Ice
Bourbon
Mountain Dew

Requires
two glasses
spoon

In first glass, combine ice and bourbon
Pour mountain dew in second glass.
Throw mountain dew glass at guy who suggested making a mixed drink with mountain dew.
punch guy until unconscious
drink bourbon and ice mixture. enjoy.
poke guy with spoon until conscious.
repeat as necessary,

[*****]

OK Trebek's perfect Mountain Dew punch recipe:

Ingredients:
Ice
Bourbon
Mountain Dew

Requires
two glasses
spoon

In first glass, combine ice and bourbon
Pour mountain dew in second glass.
Throw mountain dew glass at guy who suggested making a mixed drink with mountain dew.
punch guy until unconscious
drink bourbon and ice mixture. enjoy.
poke guy with spoon until conscious.
repeat as necessary,

Winner. You are officially my favorite poster for the day. I want to make sweet, sweet booze with you.

Correction: sweet, sweet booze disappear with you.

[GetDrunkStayDrunk]

I've had vodka and mountain dew at about a 50-50 mix.
Drink it all night and you'll want to vomit. Not from the alcohol, but from all the damn mountain dew.

[ChemicalFlush]

West Virgina Margerita

Aristocrac Tequila
Mt.Dew

salt the rim if you would like

[ruffneck]

Crown Royal and dew is sometimes a pallate pleaser, but definitely not in abundunce. It always seems to taste the best when you're sitting at a keno machine.

[Cowboy Joe]

Crown Royal and dew is sometimes a pallate pleaser, but definitely not in abundunce. It always seems to taste the best when you're sitting at a keno machine.

Mountain Dew thread brings in lots of new faces, I see. New guys buy.....

I've had it with Sailor Jerry, and it was alright. Not my drink of choice, but it was offered to me and it was free....

[Rumhead]

Everclear or 'shine.

[slipperyyoke]

Mountain Dew hasn't been cool since these days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52OYwqnu ... re=related

However, if you have to drink it, mix it with slivovitz at a 50/50 ratio. Cheers!

[waahoohah]

Georgia Moon corn liquor. That shit will make you thankful for the taste of Mountain Dew.