My Attempt at Drink Creation: Epic Fail

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My Attempt at Drink Creation: Epic Fail

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Background: I was looking at some photos of a friend of mine in Main. He and his family were on the beach. All over the beach was this fluffy white stuff. I asked him; "What's up with all the foam?" It was not foam, it was snow. Wow - Snow on the Beach. Snow on the Beach? Sounds like a tasty drink. So, I decided the drink would be a shooter - your bacis Sex on the Beach but with some sort of white liquer floater. The only thing I could find was Limoncillo. "Sweet!" Thought I. It would have a nice, refreshing citrus bite to it. So, I gathered the ingredients:

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I carefully mixed all but the Limoncillo.....

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I shook vigerously.....

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After pouring out, I grabbed the Limoncillo and a knife, the idea to trickle the Limoncillo down the knife and float atop the Sex on the Beach......

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The result was less than stimulating.....

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But I thought what the hell - and shot it back......

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Don't ever try that - seriously.
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The end result was certainly astonishing!

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KD,

Cool pix with that post, but after seeing the ingredients assembled, it's seems rather labor intensive, IMHO.

I'd like to offer, as an alternative:
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peetie44 wrote:KD,

Cool pix with that post, but after seeing the ingredients assembled, it's seems rather labor intensive, IMHO.

I'd like to offer, as an alternative:
A couple more fingers on that Scotch Peetie and you'll be getting somewhere! :)
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I liked the pictures, too, especially of the cat, and the french doors in your room are cool. Do you live in an apartment or a house?
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Bowmore <3<3

Change the lager to bitter though and we might be onto a winner
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daphne wrote:I liked the pictures, too, especially of the cat, and the french doors in your room are cool. Do you live in an apartment or a house?
Daphne (I have a cat named Daphne) I did not see your post - sorry! I live in ahouse - the bar's in the basement. Sadly the french doors are fake - only the left side opens.
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Your sure the cat wasnt actually sick into the shot glass?

it looks a little like cat puke.
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Nah - cat puke's got chunks in it.

It looks more like something I saw in pr0n movie once.
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Menstrual sex by any chance?
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