Step one: Get the scotch.
Step two: Look at the scotch. Feel it deep inside your soul. Imagine. See the colours the lights the sounds the magic!
step three: Crack the cap.
Step four: open it all the way. Thats it baby look at it feel the cosmic vibe. Smell it. Get to know it. Love it.
Step five: sit back and exist. In time and space feel yourself amongst the infinity fell your self improbable as you may seem exist and know. For one second know. KNOW!
step six: pour some scotch into a glass add some soda and watch the bubbles.
step seven: look at a new world see the future in the golden bubly cool liquad ambrosure.
step 8P: watch some youtubes and forget about what i was writting.
step 9 to be continuesd!
Scotch and soda
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Scotch and soda water is goooooooooooooooodddd.
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Soon my friend. Soon soon.Dr. Pat wrote:Scotch and soda water is goooooooooooooooodddd.
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"You are an example for the citizens of the imperium, I salute you; son of Bacchus.
Scotch and Soda!"
"Hail! scotch and soda!"
Scotch and Soda!"
"Hail! scotch and soda!"
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
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euw DaVID ,OATH OF THE ...ER WHO ? i FORGET .TELL ME THEIR NAMES
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I d better go buy some pants. They dont let me go to work without pants anymore.
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Step 10 - Stiar into the glass. It looks viscous (thick) but the bubles cut through it like water. It reminds me of a beer only it tastes better. blondy blondy blondy leggy blond.
I had a bugie but it died wooo wooo
leggy leggy leggy leggy blondy blondy blondy blondy
I had a bugie but it died wooo wooo
leggy leggy leggy leggy blondy blondy blondy blondy
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The women in that are hilarious...they already know what shenanigans are about to unfold and how they're gonna not approve.Negromancer wrote:"You are an example for the citizens of the imperium, I salute you; son of Bacchus.
Scotch and Soda!"
"Hail! scotch and soda!"
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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You should go the Casino route:
1) Open bottle
2) Put bottle to mouth and drink
3) Repeat
1) Open bottle
2) Put bottle to mouth and drink
3) Repeat
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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Concur.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:A gun would work better.
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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For Casino? Or amplifier?
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slushfund wrote:For Casino? Or amplifier?
Both of them bitches.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Both of those bitches.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:slushfund wrote:For Casino? Or amplifier?
Both of them bitches.
Why?