the "Guaranteed to get you liad"

Fabricsoftner · Post by **Fabricsoftner** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:37 pm

50% sprite
50% strawberry kiwi md 20 20

mix over ice, and distribute to the ladies

Negromancer · Post by **Negromancer** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:40 am

Hahah, never has a bot hit the nail on the head as hard as this.

fizzmaster · Post by **fizzmaster** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:17 pm

That bot is on the money! I haven't been liad in a long time. I've been laid pretty regularly, but not liad.

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:21 am

I think he left a letter "i" out.

http://classics.mit.edu/Homer/iliad.html

Btw...$11.56 is guaranteed to get you Iliad on Amazon...

distractme · Post by **distractme** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:56 pm

It's been YEARS since I've gotten lliad. Getting laid is just SO -9th century.

Fabricsoftner · Post by **Fabricsoftner** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:55 pm

Trust me, you never want to get liad

Chimneyfish · Post by **Chimneyfish** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:05 pm

Why would you want to waste good MD by pouring Sprite in it? And when did they start naming their wines after actual fruits instead of just colors?

Grace O'Malley · Post by **Grace O'Malley** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:13 pm

I don't care what is kiwi strawberry flavored, I ain't drinking it.

grippingthewheel · Post by **grippingthewheel** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:47 pm

*shakes head. walks away.*

Fabricsoftner · Post by **Fabricsoftner** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:58 am

I was drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time to pour sprite in it. It was my first time drinking the shit, and I was feeling creative

Timo Valdez · Post by **Timo Valdez** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:21 pm

Fuck that. And fuck Billy D. Strawberry Andre works every time.

Resident Asshole · Post by **Resident Asshole** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 pm

Personally, I've never had any issues just drinking sangria. Something about it makes them feel sophisticated even if it is made with box wine.

Mother Goose · Post by **Mother Goose** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:54 am

I drank a fuckton of MD 20/20 in college and never needed to mix it. Those chicks are pussies. :)

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:10 pm

I think this may be closer to a "guaranteed to be holding their hair at the end of the night ( and not in the good way )".

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:14 pm

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