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hillbilly highball

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I was at home drinking one night looking up funny new drink recipes I came across the hillbilly highball

It's is corn whiskey and mountain dew to equal parts

Funny huh ? But it is good real good I'm on a corn whiskey kick this time

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I didn't realize until I saw it on Mad Men this season, but Mountain Dew was originally marketed as Hillybilly joy juice before its current "eXtreme" incarnation. In fact, I think "Mountain Dew" is slang for 'shine.
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It is slang for shine the old mountain dew labels for a little hillbilly under a half moon or on a half moon

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I got a other one I made up is hillbilly boilermaker
I half a glass of PBR and a shot of true moonshine

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fucking awesome. Next time I'm at the stores I'm going to buy this and drink it and get drunk.
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Mountain dew shrinks your ballz

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no, it is merely alleged to reduce sperm count. And I don't care. I've got so much sperm I don't know what to do with it.
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Swallow it?
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Bur wrote:Mountain dew shrinks your ballz
small potatoes makes the stake look bigger food for thought

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