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a noxious cocktail made by me and a friend when we were 15. I had been on holiday in france and got hold of a bottle of napoleon brandy for 6 euro. He found it unpalatable, so I purloined some gone off guinness (remember the "surger unit" cans) from the garage. filled a pint glass 1/4 with brandy, 1/4 with bass beer (which is sweeter and fizzier and better in Ireland), 1/4 guinnes, topped up with coke and tobasco sauce. Called a hairy bell-end because you don't want it in your mouth and if it does get there it makes you gag
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when you were 15 they didn't have euro.
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yes they did, started in 2002
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I was eight when they started it
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Wouldn't that make you... 17?

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yes, that does look silly, they brought it in for cheques and postal orders about 2001, coins and notes 2002, completely euro by about 2004 I think. Earlier than I remembered it starting
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whatever it was, it was staggered
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Mr. Viking wrote:whatever it was, it was staggered
first thing you've said all thread that makes sense....
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I am quite drunk
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"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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Wingman wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:whatever it was, it was staggered
first thing you've said all thread that makes sense....
None of this thread makes sense. The OPs post contains the description:
you don't want it in your mouth and if it does get there it makes you gag
Otherwise it' is just a mash of english words

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