This is the kind of drink you buy for the chick you're trying to convince to go home with you, but once you taste it and absorb it's powers, you'll order one for yourself:
The Ecto Cooler
4oz Absolut Mandrin (or other orange-flavored vodka)
2oz Midori (or other melon-flavored liqueur)
Sour mix
Tonic water
Ice
12oz beer glass
Fill your glass 3/4 full of ice cubes, drop in the cumulative 6oz of booze, and cover with equal amounts of tonic and sour. Stir a bit and garnish with whatever fruit will help get that cute girl into the cab with you. Despite it's demure, green appearance, this cocktail packs a wallop. It won't be cheap - I've paid as much as $9 for one of these in a bar - but it does the trick. It also looks awesome and tastes fantastic. I have never ordered one of these and offered a sip to someone else that didn't result in at least one of them immediately ordering an Ecto for themselves.
The Ecto Cooler
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contempt4gravy
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The Ecto Cooler
There are those who look upon some of my more unsavory habits and call them the cries for help of a problem drinker. I prefer to think of them as the charming misadventures of a dashing rogue.
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PFrank
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Consarn it. Marriage puts a very big crimp on these adventures.contempt4gravy wrote:This is the kind of drink you buy for the chick you're trying to convince to go home with you
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contempt4gravy
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I don't see why it wouldn't work on wives, too.
There are those who look upon some of my more unsavory habits and call them the cries for help of a problem drinker. I prefer to think of them as the charming misadventures of a dashing rogue.
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JimLahey
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Re: The Ecto Cooler
Dayum! Now that's just the type of being an asshole drink I was lookin for!
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Why would anyone ever want to go home with their wife?contempt4gravy wrote:I don't see why it wouldn't work on wives, too.
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HA!Jose Beam wrote:Why would anyone ever want to go home with their wife?contempt4gravy wrote:I don't see why it wouldn't work on wives, too.
The Ecto Cooler sounds pretty yummy, but very sweet. You'd really have to be in the mood for one.
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Re: The Ecto Cooler
This is also the type of drink you make in a punchbowl for a party full of chicks you'd love to take home, except they're already there. Of course, there's only one girl i'd let do that.
(if she reads this I'm done for)
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Re: The Ecto Cooler
Kinda hoped there would be some Stay Puft flaming marshmallows on top.
But that would be counter-productive to a BJ later on if she tried to drink it...
But that would be counter-productive to a BJ later on if she tried to drink it...
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze