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Caucasians

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I know it's not the drink thread but I'm throwing it out anyway: the way to make a Caucasian is 3 parts vodka, 1 part kaluaha and enough dry creamer to make it change color.

Everyone I drink with tells me I'm wrong or to shut the fuck up.

Having one now. Happy Sunday to all.

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Re: Caucasians

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Great, now I'm craving a Cuacasian. To the liquor cabinet!

I like to swipe a bunch of the different creamer flavors from 7-11 and use them for Caucasians. Variety is the spice of life.
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Try using Baileys (or other cream liqueur) instead of creamer. That's the way I was taught and the way that I've always made it.
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I do like all of these things. How prescient
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I make mine from espresso or strong filter coffee with as much sugar dissolved in it as possible, mixed with milk or cream and vodka to however strong people want it
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Re: Caucasians

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Couldn't this just be called "Them Crazy White People" ?
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you have to drink with the dude if you haven't yet....
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Re: Caucasians

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Had one with non-fat dry milk one time. Didn't really work. But normally, a solid drink.

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I was once threatened with either banning or all star status for suggesting a breast milk white russian.
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SuperHans wrote:I was once threatened with...banning...
Not by me.
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sloweducation wrote:Had one with non-fat dry milk one time. Didn't really work. But normally, a solid drink.
I always thought that was the breast way to make them
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It was udderly ridiculous.

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