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Garlic

Post by oettinger » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:10 pm

I am drunk cooking myself some pasta right now, lots of garlic in it so the drunken tongue has something to taste. Love that stuff!
Got me wondering if there is any drink or cocktail recipe containing garlic? When showing up to work drunk, no one will try to get near you, so it`s a big plus!
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Garlic

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:43 pm

Garlic would go well with a Bloody Mary or a Bullshot.
However, if you are really feeling brave, here's a recipe for a cocktail called Jack Me Knob Juice. If you do try it, please post a review (because, frankly, it sounds insane).
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Re: Garlic

Post by Bluto » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:21 pm

oettinger wrote:I am drunk cooking myself some pasta right now, lots of garlic in it so the drunken tongue has something to taste. Love that stuff!
Got me wondering if there is any drink or cocktail recipe containing garlic? When showing up to work drunk, no one will try to get near you, so it`s a big plus!
Add one habenero sliced down the middle, 2 cloves of smashed garlic and one sprig of dill to a liter of vodka. Place in the freezer and give it a good shake every few days. Do this for the duration of two weeks. You'll have a wonderfully infused vodka that is prepped for bloody drinks or perfectly acceptable on its own.
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Re: Garlic

Post by Negromancer » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:11 am

I got something to add. I made a garlic infusion in vodka once, along with black pepper and some habanero. It was alright in a bloody mary.

But I've also made onion wine, which was much nicer than you'd expect. I think I added some garlic for show. Nobody could guess what they were actually drinking.

Did something of the same at another point, which was actually an onion and garlic liqueur I made to serve to Dan Lilker (formerly of Anthrax, that is to say the band - not the ingredients in my liqueur!). He was dismissive before I even presented the beverage to him. Ended up serving it to strangers on a barcrawl, who were pleasantly surprized.
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Re: Garlic

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:30 am

Bluto wrote:
oettinger wrote:I am drunk cooking myself some pasta right now, lots of garlic in it so the drunken tongue has something to taste. Love that stuff!
Got me wondering if there is any drink or cocktail recipe containing garlic? When showing up to work drunk, no one will try to get near you, so it`s a big plus!
Add one habenero sliced down the middle, 2 cloves of smashed garlic and one sprig of dill to a liter of vodka. Place in the freezer and give it a good shake every few days. Do this for the duration of two weeks. You'll have a wonderfully infused vodka that is prepped for bloody drinks or perfectly acceptable on its own.
That sounds tasty! Thanks Bluto.

Sharp ingredients in a stiff drink always works for me. Makes me feel like I belong to the big guys...
Only cigars I can`t stomach. That would`ve been too good to be true
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Re: Garlic

Post by rivuxgamma » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:00 am

I registered just to reply to this. It's a stupid college thing born out of boredom and a touch of frugality, but it became a rite of passage among my friends.

½ shot of everclear
½ shot of papa john's garlic butter sauce
nuked for a few seconds to make it hot
generally stirred with something mildly dirty like a hacksaw blade

It's genuinely awful. Nobody has been able to take it down without a serious grimace.

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Re: Garlic

Post by Patchez » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:48 am

That sounds awful enough that I may have to try it. Damn you.
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Re: Garlic

Post by mistah willies » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:54 pm

Patchez wrote:That sounds awful enough that I may have to try it. Damn you.

I know, huh. For me, I'll have to make everyone in the vicinity have one as well, so I am not the only one who is the garlic monster the morning after.

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Re: Garlic

Post by rivuxgamma » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:52 pm

Don't suppose you'd be willing to record it? It'd make for a great profile pic.
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Re: Garlic

Post by Patchez » Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:56 pm

I just may. Might not be till around the first of the year though. This gives me a thought for another thread.
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Re: Garlic

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:32 pm

Patchez wrote:...Might not be till around the first of the year though...
WTF?
I hope this is a gag or something...
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Re: Garlic

Post by Patchez » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:49 pm

I may not be able to try the nasty shot till then. I'll be busy with holiday stuff and the water pump went south in my truck.

Then I'll have time to play with nasty shots again.
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Re: Garlic

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:05 pm

Patchez wrote:...Then I'll have time to play with nasty shots again.
Oh!
Well, I hope that you don't gag, then...
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Re: Garlic

Post by Patchez » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:16 pm

We had a ration of doucheyness a few years back at my locals with asshole shots being bought. I have a thread in TAoGH about it. After I try this one Riv has to try one of mine.
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Re: Garlic

Post by rivuxgamma » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:23 am

Hell yeah, Patchez. Can't guarantee timeliness, but sure.
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