Hangman's Blood

[Mr. Viking]

for the number of comments it gets, and my amusement every time I raise the shutter, very much so. Compare such an expense to the changing of the spark plugs in your car, or the restocking of liqueurs

[booznik]

You could always get one of those small bottles...

no

I agree, that's as bad as buying a small amount of Guinness. There is no point in a small amount of Guinness, unless it's in a mixed drink.

[Mr. Viking]

that is exactly how I looked. I am as cute as a little sad duck

[Mr. Viking]

oh well, here goes... see you on the other side

[Mr. Viking]

halfway down, starting to get a buzz and the offensive flavours are becoming subdued. Patch of carpet under my desk not yet attractive

[booznik]

halfway down, starting to get a buzz and the offensive flavours are becoming subdued. Patch of carpet under my desk not yet attractive

When it's time to land on the patch, remember:

- Stabilized approach.

- Nose up.

- Flaps down.

In other words, face up and land on your bottom.

[Mr. Viking]

halfway down, starting to get a buzz and the offensive flavours are becoming subdued. Patch of carpet under my desk not yet attractive

When it's time to land on the patch, remember:

- Stabilized approach.

- Nose up.

- Flaps down.

In other words, face up and land on your bottom.

nope, I use what I remember from my brief three month dalliance with rugby. Always fall knee hip shoulder. I haven't broken a bone yet, though I do usually drink a couple of pints of milk a day which also helps

[booznik]

nope, I use what I remember from my brief three month dalliance with rugby. Always fall knee hip shoulder. I haven't broken a bone yet, though I do usually drink a couple of pints of milk a day which also helps

As long as you don't wake up with your face buried in the floor, the job was done correctly.

Note: Any vomiting is to be done face-down, that's just basic vomiting safety. When finished, return to position.

[oettinger]

I chew on a piece of wood all day.
Doesn`t work though.
Broke bones playing basketball twice. Milk drinks (white russian, also tea instead of coffee liquor) in the morning are underrated I think

[Mr. Viking]

well I have broken fingers and toes, but they don't count, nor do the chips in my shins. Anything short of a compound fracture doesn't really count in my books

[Mr. Viking]

done and done and I'm still standing, or sitting at the very least. Need to do this again with proper ingredients, possibly in a bar if possible

[oettinger]

well I have broken fingers and toes, but they don't count, nor do the chips in my shins. Anything short of a compound fracture doesn't really count in my books

Rugby surely is nothing for the weak.

While eating pizza I bit my tongue once and that hurt!

[Mr. Viking]

Rugby surely is nothing for the weak.

While eating pizza I bit my tongue once and that hurt!

not from rugby, from hockey and diy projects. Considering taking rugby up.It's between that and tennis. Built for either at 190cm and 115kg

[mistah willies]

Rugby surely is nothing for the weak.

While eating pizza I bit my tongue once and that hurt!

not from rugby, from hockey and diy projects. Considering taking rugby up.It's between that and tennis. Built for either at 190cm and 115kg

Nineteen hands to eighteen stoned
of brick and mortar-
thick leg-boned,

Rugby calls for sinewed knee
Hams well toned
and drinks for free.

Remind me to not make you mad at me when I'm in the immediate vicinity. Strengthen yerr knees if you go rugby.

Cheers to the bees' knees