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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes

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It`s steaming hot today, atleast the humidity went away.
Still so, a refresher that is heretic because of all the non alcoholic substances used:
Vodka three parts
one part tonic
one part sprite
quarter part (if that) lemon juice
two parts soda water

everything ice cold. That mix is not to bold and garantees me surviving the afternoon but will eventually lead me into satans lap
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Hiccup I must report, that the first recipe isn`t that accurate.
As you get drunker you might aswell skip that water and place vodka in the place of tonic.

Oh and screw that icecold thing. Otherwise you are not as lazy as I am...
You`ll end up with a vodak and a finger of sprite and a squeeze of lemon, if you didn`t forget that also

Prosit, this is called the squeeze
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oettinger wrote:Hiccup I must report, that the first recipe isn`t that accurate.
As you get drunker you might aswell skip that water and place vodka in the place of tonic.

Oh and screw that icecold thing. Otherwise you are not as lazy as I am...
You`ll end up with a vodak and a finger of sprite and a squeeze of lemon, if you didn`t forget that also

Prosit, this is called the squeeze

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mistah willies wrote:...Squeeze? Damn cool name for a band.
Well, let's face it, they were "Cool for Cats!"
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The Brutal Mexican.

No, I don't think I'll actually try it.

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Maybe not together, but I like the idea of a shot and a sip.

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Smatter Noguts wrote:Maybe not together, but I like the idea of a shot and a sip.
Me too. Your own urine and some drink
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Smatter Noguts wrote:Maybe not together, but I like the idea of a shot and a sip.
Me too. Your own urine and some drink
I leave the glass on the table. It takes both hands to operate my proboscis

It gets a bit wily no wand then. I have to mop afterwards beacuse there are ladies in thsi house. we are not just a gang of unruly men. we are a gang of ruly men.

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Guinness, pomtefract (liquorice) cakes, cornflakes, hot dog brine and cheap dry sherry.

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Jack in my half-full flask. I think i need to order a new one now
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mistah willies wrote:Jack in my half-full flask. I think i need to order a new one now
You operated your proboscis and then Jacked into your half-full flask?!?!?!

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I despise vodka, and so I have been told many times that my bloody mary with gin is heresy. I know there's a name for that, red snapper maybe? Something. Anyway I've been told many times how disgusting and heretical my favorite breakfast drink is.
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hossthomas wrote:I despise vodka, and so I have been told many times that my bloody mary with gin is heresy. I know there's a name for that, red snapper maybe? Something. Anyway I've been told many times how disgusting and heretical my favorite breakfast drink is.
No qualms there... I used to despise vodka myself. I have evolved into enjoying it, in the form of an ice-cold shot.

As you said, a Mary with gin is called a Red Snapper, and it's completely legit.
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booznik wrote:
hossthomas wrote:I despise vodka, and so I have been told many times that my bloody mary with gin is heresy. I know there's a name for that, red snapper maybe? Something. Anyway I've been told many times how disgusting and heretical my favorite breakfast drink is.
No qualms there... I used to despise vodka myself. I have evolved into enjoying it, in the form of an ice-cold shot.

As you said, a Mary with gin is called a Red Snapper, and it's completely legit.
Yeah, I love a red snapper. Not a fan of the name though, I'm gonna come up with something bad ass to call it.

And, as far as vodka goes, I pulled a dumb stunt when I was a kid and landed in the emergency room with alcohol poisoning. That's been almost 15 years ago but I still can't stand so much as a whiff of vodka.
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