Perfect Drink Recipes
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Smatter Noguts
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Re: Perfect Drink Recipes
Hahahah nother one!Smatter Noguts wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSx6woYYPVo
How do you want to be found diyng?
Drink!
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mistah willies
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Re: Perfect Drink Recipes
I've never seen this before. Very cool find, indeed.
OK,
um,
Here we go:
"He was my father" <--- spoken by dying Drunkard.
"Who was your mother?" <--- spoken by dying Drunkard's girlfriend, holding his dying head in her dying arms, because she was dying as well.
[Editor note: If everyone was dying, who recorded the recipe?]
[Answer: Do not worry so much. It was a drone camera. Jeez.]
He said to her, as they both died:
"Two parts Black Rum, one part Kraken, mix with three parts ink, and shake over ice cubes of Kraken, frozen at 0 degrees Kelvin.
The perfect Kraken Atom: When All Motion Ceases.
Die happy, but make sure to have fun along the way.
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OK,
um,
Here we go:
"He was my father" <--- spoken by dying Drunkard.
"Who was your mother?" <--- spoken by dying Drunkard's girlfriend, holding his dying head in her dying arms, because she was dying as well.
[Editor note: If everyone was dying, who recorded the recipe?]
[Answer: Do not worry so much. It was a drone camera. Jeez.]
He said to her, as they both died:
"Two parts Black Rum, one part Kraken, mix with three parts ink, and shake over ice cubes of Kraken, frozen at 0 degrees Kelvin.
The perfect Kraken Atom: When All Motion Ceases.
Die happy, but make sure to have fun along the way.
.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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givemesomepils
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Re: Perfect Drink Recipes
lol danger 5 is so funny if you get on netflix they have it there, if they don't have it for you county get a vpn or a proxy server based in the united states
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