I had a dream last night. A dream that led me to the most significant invention since the internal combustion engine. Suck it Siegfried Marcus! My invention, which I'm certain will change the trajectory of mankind away from war and towards global peace, is a new variation of the "screwdriver" (vodka and orange juice). I call it "a good old fashioned shag". The drink is equal parts vodka, whiskey and gin with orange juice. I wouldn't usually use such a crude name, but unfortunately with the cocktail market you just have to. If Siegfried Marcus had to put up with what I do, he would've called his combustion engine "Der dreckig schwanz".
A Good Old fashioned Shag
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A Good Old fashioned Shag
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Re: A Good Old fashioned Shag
whiskey and orange is bad. Whisky and vodka is bad. Whisky and gin is good. Vodka and gin I haven't tried. Vodka and orange is excellent. Gin and orange is wonderful. I must explore further because I am confused
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Re: A Good Old fashioned Shag
That`s a wate of good alcohol tbh,
"dreckige "E"" btw not an easy language, ask google...
"dreckige "E"" btw not an easy language, ask google...
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Re: A Good Old fashioned Shag
oettinger wrote:That`s a wate of good alcohol tbh,
"dreckige "E"" btw not an easy language, ask google...
Hmmm.
Alte verdammt jung is that it?
Re: A Good Old fashioned Shag
Jung? I thought Freud did all the dick psychology?mistah willies wrote:oettinger wrote:That`s a wate of good alcohol tbh,
"dreckige "E"" btw not an easy language, ask google...
jung ?
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Hmmm. You know, Jung did like to make others scream quite a bit...Patchez wrote:Jung? I thought Freud did all the dick psychology?mistah willies wrote:oettinger wrote:That`s a waste of good alcohol tbh,
"dreckige "E"" btw not an easy language, ask google...
jung ?
Re: A Good Old fashioned Shag
i thoght this thread was about fucking, dammit
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