What's the weirdest drink you ever heard of?

[Patchez]

A "Viagrum"...an equal mixture of Viagra and Valium.

If you score, you're ready for action.

But if you strike out, you don't really care.

Sounds great. Does it work for women too?

It's like a casual boner. Both you and your little buddy are hanging out, dangling, really, elbow on the bar.

If you can get into that, it can get into you.

Or, what would be the feminine equivalent of a casual boner?

A mild dampening.

[Artful Drunktective]

Sounds great. Does it work for women too?

It's like a casual boner. Both you and your little buddy are hanging out, dangling, really, elbow on the bar.

If you can get into that, it can get into you.

Or, what would be the feminine equivalent of a casual boner?

A mild dampening.

Mild?

[Artful Drunktective]

Per Donald J. Drunk:

The Cumstantine

2 glasses of white wine
a loád of apricot liqour
A spoon of eggwhites
half a glass of cherry
sand pellegrino
one dash of white vermouth


Shake over crushed ice. Have fun

[Dear Booze]

Per Donald J. Drunk:

The Cumstaintine

2 glasses of white wine
a loád of apricot liqour
A spoon of eggwhites
half a glass of cherry
sand pellegrino
one dash of white vermouth


Shake over crushed ice. Have fun

fixed that for you

[Badfellow]

Per Donald J. Drunk:

The Cum-stained-teen

2 glasses of white wine
a loád of apricot liqour
A spoon of eggwhites
half a glass of cherry
sand pellegrino
one dash of white vermouth


Shake over crushed ice. Have fun

fixed that for you

fixed that fix for you

[Dear Booze]

Per Donald J. Drunk:

The Cumstantine

2 glasses of white wine
a loád of apricot liqour
A spoon of eggwhites
half a glass of cherry
sand pellegrino
one dash of white vermouth


Shake over crushed ice. Have fun

greatest and smartest post ever!

[Artful Drunktective]

greatest and smartest post ever!

greatest and smartest post ever!


*In a Borat woice* Are you experiencing ...dangling synapse?

[Patchez]

*In a Borat woice* Are you experiencing ...dangling synapse?
[/quote]

Is that when your taint hangs lower than all your other jibbley bits?

[oettinger]

greatest and smartest post ever!

greatest and smartest post ever!


*In a Borat woice* Are you experiencing ...dangling synapse?

it`s just letters, no one has to swallow it

Every mix containing beer that works baffles me

[ThirstyDrunk]

Night Train, Pine-Sol and Kool-aid

[Artful Drunktective]

*In a Borat woice* Are you experiencing ...dangling synapse?

Is that when your taint hangs lower than all your other jibbley bits?
[/quote]

Yes that is exactly what it is. Low dangly hanging taint!

[RIPT2.0]

Light beer.

Or, even worse, NA beer.

[Badfellow]

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat .

[Lush City]

For your entertainment... be careful you don't drool all over your electrical equipment.
10 Unique Cocktails for the Adventurous Drinker
https://www.thespruce.com/unique-cockta ... ers-759874

[mistah willies]

*In a Borat woice* Are you experiencing ...dangling synapse?

Is that when your taint hangs lower than all your other jibbley bits?

Yes that is exactly what it is. Low dangly hanging taint!
[/quote]

Low hanging fruit, lickety split. "Jibbley bits" hehehe