Long Island Iced Coffees

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Long Island Iced Coffees

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Lads,

an original drunkard invention, coming your way. If this exists out in the ether already, well, fuck 'em! It's good!

Our bartender donated her old coffeepot to the bar this week. It's on. My best friend and I sat with her, and developed a new drink with her ( and then later got hammered and killed some biscuits and gravy and scrambled eggs, but that's irrelevant. Always eat with your bartenders, folks!)

First pass recipe:

Take a long island's recipe for the liquor.
Queue up a good amount of tequila, vodka, gin, and rum to make the liquor.
Add Bailey's, rather than triple sec / sweet & sour.
Top the glass off with coffee.

Make sure your coffee is really strong, and this will knock your fucking socks off.

It's like a really good tasting iced coffee from a major chain.
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Re: Long Island Iced Coffees

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Tequila and gin with coffee sounds so off. Blended with the other stuff I might trust you on this
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You just created the Konami Code for public drinking while suburban Christmas shopping.
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:01 pm
You just created the Konami Code for public drinking while suburban Christmas shopping.
I can see it now: Hoards of soccer-mom stumblebums, in their fuzzy boots, tripping over their own feet as they drunkenly meander from store to store, spilling Long Island Iced Coffee's on the embarrassed heads of their own children.
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Re: Long Island Iced Coffees

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I'm in!
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