2011 NFL Season
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
The league's calling it a no-decision. But the bout NFL fans REALLY wanna see is Rex Ryan vs Andy Reid...especially if, say, Reid chased Ryan across the field to the tunnel.
Btw...can you imagine if it had been opposing players fighting and shouting obscenities after the gun? There would've been a pair of $10,000 fines issued before the combatants had even finished their post-game showers.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
UGH!
The Lions can't run the ball on 1st down and even with both the 49ers and the Falcons going with LBs in coverage and/or nickel-backs on 2nd down they couldn't take advantage against defenses sitting on the pass. Until this changes, the Lions are gonna see more of the same...extra focus on the passing game and daring them to run. Meanwhile, the D-line is so sack-happy they're letting opponents run all over them.
Tim Tebow: winning UGLY...but hey, he got it done.
The Lions can't run the ball on 1st down and even with both the 49ers and the Falcons going with LBs in coverage and/or nickel-backs on 2nd down they couldn't take advantage against defenses sitting on the pass. Until this changes, the Lions are gonna see more of the same...extra focus on the passing game and daring them to run. Meanwhile, the D-line is so sack-happy they're letting opponents run all over them.
Tim Tebow: winning UGLY...but hey, he got it done.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
The 49ers are the second best team in the NFL right now.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
That was some nice ball handling this weekend.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
Vikes failed to get it done yet again. Lions and the Packers beat us at home. This is perhaps the feeblest Vikings team ever. Granted it didn't look good going into the game with half of our secondary out and missing our center on the o-line, but I guess we at least made it interesting. In the end we couldn't stop the running game, the god damn running game, of the Packers to give ourselves one more shot at the end zone. It's all about futility.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
FACT.Oggar wrote:Vikes failed to get it done yet again. Lions and the Packers beat us at home. This is perhaps the feeblest Vikings team ever. Granted it didn't look good going into the game with half of our secondary out and missing our center on the o-line, but I guess we at least made it interesting. In the end we couldn't stop the running game, the god damn running game, of the Packers to give ourselves one more shot at the end zone. It's all about futility.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
CUE: Michael Vick breaks a leg trying to scramble out of a busted play and is done for the season.coqui_chris wrote:FACT.Oggar wrote:Vikes failed to get it done yet again. Lions and the Packers beat us at home. This is perhaps the feeblest Vikings team ever. Granted it didn't look good going into the game with half of our secondary out and missing our center on the o-line, but I guess we at least made it interesting. In the end we couldn't stop the running game, the god damn running game, of the Packers to give ourselves one more shot at the end zone. It's all about futility.
"There are 3 NFC teams with fewer wins than the Eagles. Those 3 teams have been QB'd this year by Donovan McNabb, Kevin Kolb and A.J. Feeley." -Reuben Frank's twitter
FACT.
Btw...does anybody believe the Colts aren't tanking in order to position themselves to draft Andrew Luck next year?
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
TEB-OWEND!
Lions, baby!
Lions, baby!
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
Vikings win by a fluke! Woohoo! Sometimes its better to be lucky than good.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
The Niners would beat the Packers by a field goal at home.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
Shitfuckingfuckfire!
How the hell is Denver supposed to suck for Luck if they keep winning?
How the hell is Denver supposed to suck for Luck if they keep winning?
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
Great offensive game-planning by Denver. Tebow looked real comfortable out there -- especially with those by-design running plays. He still threw a couple of wild passes but he managed the game really well.waahoohah wrote:Shitfuckingfuckfire!
How the hell is Denver supposed to suck for Luck if they keep winning?
And...can Tim sell the fake on a naked bootleg, or what?
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Re: 2011 NFL Season
It's going to be the best weekend yet for upsets, especially the underrated Bengals +155 over the overrated Steelers. Also Bills +200 over the Cowboys, Broncos +155 over the Chiefs, and Lions +135 over the Bears.