2011 NFL Season

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Chimneyfish wrote:It's going to be the best weekend yet for upsets, especially the underrated Bengals +155 over the overrated Steelers. Also Bills +200 over the Cowboys, Broncos +155 over the Chiefs, and Lions +135 over the Bears.
Wow, they're favoring the Chiefs? Lol.
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"Interceptasaurus" Rex Grossman completed as many passes to the other team as Tim Tebow completed, PERIOD, yet Timmy gets the win and Interceptasaurus Rex is rightly regarded as the incompetent tool that he is.

And John "who?" Skelton beat the Eagles in Philly.

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Fucking Lions...hope they got the "complete meltdown game" out of their system.
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The Bills showed us again that they are Sisyphus.

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Goddamn it!!!! Seriously the fucking Broncos win again? Tim Tebow isn't even playing QB they need to make up a new word for whatever the fuck that is. And the Vikings get humiliated and decimated with injuries, it is clear the Jesus hates our team so I say it is time to go old school. We burn and loot churches until we start winning Super Bowls.
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Oggar wrote:Goddamn it!!!! Seriously the fucking Broncos win again? Tim Tebow isn't even playing QB they need to make up a new word for whatever the fuck that is. And the Vikings get humiliated and decimated with injuries, it is clear the Jesus hates our team so I say it is time to go old school. We burn and loot churches until we start winning Super Bowls.
For most of that game the Jets' defense had Tebow bottled up...by playing him to run and daring him to pass. But on that last Denver drive from their own 5yd-line the Jets put in a nickelback and -- surprise! -- Tebow starts running the ball. Everybody and his brother knows that you DON'T want Tebow running the ball...you want him passing the ball.

Bad coaching decision, Rex Ryan.
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The Niners are a ridiculous 8-0-1 against the spread this season. Here's to hoping they stay under the radar.

San Francisco -10.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Exclusive home footage of Oggar after a Vikings game.

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ESPN is sill trying its hardest, but I think eventually people are going to notice

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Hah, this is great:
Still, for a guy who was raised on a farm, homeschooled and listens to Sinatra to pump himself up before games, Tebow has plenty of detractors.
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Friggin' Ndamukong Suh...he stomps on a Packers O-lineman AFTER he slammed the guy's head into the turf @3 times -- all of this well after the whistle -- and got his sorry ass booted out of the game. That led to a GB TD instead of a FG and started the Lions' implosion. They had been playing well and were only behind 7-0 at the half.

Thanks a lot, Suh...you knucklehead.

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Tim Tebow -- winning ugly but WINNING!

His "QB rating" (LOL) will probably look mediocre but he threaded the needle on 3-4 clutch passes in that game and led his team to another win.

5-1 since he's been the starter.
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The wheels are off the Vikings bus now its just grinding and burning misery. Its hard to believe it has only been 2 years since we saw an NFC Championship game- it feels so much longer.
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