Fishing

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:29 am

Knob.

Two Hearted · Post by **Two Hearted** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:21 am

JudgeScrooge wrote:I do believe we a few months away from the Ice Fishing Reports. A few here will usually chime in with tales of small sheds and frozen lakes...sometimes even with a picture or two to prove their not just telling "fish stories".

Probably another 3 weeks or so till the water can hold the weight here...
From last year:

Thanks for the rum Craptastic. BC eh? Mind throwing in a few of those mushrooms you guys grow so well out there? ;-)
Nice to see another drinker with a fishing problem.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:25 pm

Canada sounds like Florida, just a lot colder and with more inflection on the "ehs"

Post by **Judge** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:50 pm

Rooster wrote:Canada sounds like Florida, just a lot colder and with more inflection on the "ehs"

Canada's full of Cubans who can pull off wearing that shirt that you can't??

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:32 pm

i'll take a warm miller. gee, my dad was a fish biologist for the fws (fish and wildlife service). i used to go out with him sometimes into the field when i was little. he worked in the fisheries of several reservations, including sioux at rosebud, and mescalero of course, and flathead up in mt. anyway, we would do electrofishing and shock the fish up to the surface of the water so we could measure and weigh them. all sorts, trout, perch, bass, blue gill, crappie, etc. then they came back to life. he said it's important to wet your hands before touching the fish, otherwise it messes up their natural oils. now he works with endangered species like humpback chub and the razorback sucker. thanks pa! and he is a fly fisherman. i like the bobber method myself with a grasshopper or worm, and beer or whiskey or vodka. in a canoe is okay, but usually on land. clink!

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:39 pm

I got a humpback chub in my pants!

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:55 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I got a humpback chub in my pants!

i know. he works with the small fry exclusively. maybe we can shock it back to life again.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:23 pm

At least my nickname isn't Shrimp!

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:49 pm

it's not? aren't you the one on cl with the 2" penis? you do a nice job of holding your flab back to show your wares. in some ways, i really admire yuour spirits. if i were a fish, i would be a gar fish, or a northern pike (essox lucious). you would be a chub minnow, i think.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:01 pm

If you were a fish then it would make sense why you smell the way you do.

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:06 pm

i like my smell. in fact, i flop around in it, before i put myself into a wicker trout basket lined with fresh grass, or watercress. looooook into my fish eye..............

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:09 pm

Savage is posting as BMMS???

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:14 pm

If Mayhem were a fish he would be a meatball fish. With a hairy fin.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:24 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:If Mayhem were a fish he would be a meatball fish. With a hairy fin.

A Meaty Mullet?

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:28 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:If Mayhem were a fish he would be a meatball fish. With a hairy fin.

Sticks and stones.

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