The Kentucky Derby is on Saturday, May 5th. What do you think I mean by KD that is on the 2nd?beerkegbilly wrote:I thought may 5 was Cinco de Mayo not may 2Crystal wrote:I take into account a few things: The jockey, the way the horse looks coming toward the gate, past results, age
This year the KD is on Cinco de Mayo. Should I drink Margaritas or Mint Juleps?
Triple Crown coming up
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I'm using this as a straight trifecta. Maybe even box it.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'll Have Another Rousing Sermon Done Talking
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He smells like a horse.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I like Ruiner by a nose.
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My dog has no nose.
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If you're a drunkard, and you didn't put a bet down on I'll Have Another... I question whether or not you're a Drunkard.
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So all told, I put $100 down to gamble, the bar tab came to $99.82. I had $64.20 of gambling money left to settle with. $36.80 for 10 hours of drinking is not a horrible day at the track.
Bonus the wife hit for $243 and change on the derby.
Oh and at one point during the day, my whole bankroll was out on the line.
Bonus the wife hit for $243 and change on the derby.
Oh and at one point during the day, my whole bankroll was out on the line.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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I was watching him run in a 7 furlong jawn back in the winter against a Smarty Jones sire "A Clever One" and I was like "Look at that, a boozy name with odds of 48-1" but I was dead broke and said "Nahh, forget it" Naturally he blew those horses out of the water.ivan wrote:If you're a drunkard, and you didn't put a bet down on I'll Have Another... I question whether or not you're a Drunkard.
So this time I wasn't going to get caught sleeping. I was going to go Across the Board on both him and Dullahan ...
Well wouldn't ya know I drank beers and listened to music and did a lot of shit around the house, took a nap, lost track of time, and never made it to the OTB
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I thought that some of the filler-footage/interview with the trainer said that the "Another" that the name refers to were in regards to cookies. Or maybet he trainer was just saying that because he was walking with his son.
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