Dear National Hockey League:

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Dear National Hockey League:

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Dear NHL:

May everyone involved with your league, Individually, then in small groups, then team by team, and finally all at once, GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

You moneygrubbing greedwhores seem to have forgotten that there's this thing called the internet. I personally, and many millions of others like me have used the internet in the past to watch competent professional sports leagues from other countries. Often, watching these games, irrational attachments occur. This is why I root for Newcastle United (HOOWAY THE TOON!),
who plays a quarter of the world away, when there is a perfectly competitive MLS team a mere three hour drive away that I literally could not care less about.

This is about to happen again.

NHL, if this God-rotted lockout of yours costs us so much as one single game lost, I will spend the rest of this season following the KHL via the internet. Screw you greedheads. Irrational attachments may occur. You may not get this soon-to-be-former Avalanche fan back.

If you need more money to stay afloat, QUIT PISSING OFF WE PEOPLE WHO MIGHT GIVE IT TO YOU!

Sighed, and signed,
A future KHL fan.
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Re: Dear National Hockey League:

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See, in the KHL, they....

Aw, fuck, this is just funny:

http://rt.com/sport/hockey/vityaz-avangard-brawl-khl/
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yup
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Re: Dear National Hockey League:

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Bring back the Federal League!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJkHm2WtSsk
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Nothing until November (maybe) now? This has got to be hurting both sides, no? Get rid of Bettman. Not just because of this but because he's an all-round douche.

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