Super Bowl XLVII

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Re: Super Bowl XLVII

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Judge wrote:Morning after review:

My team lost. I semi remember thinking we might just pull it off at the end.

I fell into the fireplace while adding a log.

All the beer is gone.

The kitchen isn't as much a mess as my wife thinks.

I have a mysterious 6" long gash on my left upper arm. I have no recollection of how it got there. Looks like it hurts.

I have a meeting two hours away from here that will last from 1pm to 7pm. Everyone there called in sick with the flu but I still have to go.

There are still red and gold balloons downstairs.
that's probably the only things that could make me like the American football.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:that's probably the only things that could make me like the American football.
Well...there's also the cheerleaders...

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Judge wrote: I fell into the fireplace while adding a log.
Better the fireplace rather than the outhouse.
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frankennietzsche wrote:
Judge wrote: I fell into the fireplace while adding a log.
Better the fireplace rather than the outhouse.

Great.


Nosebeer on the screen.


Thanks a lot, man.



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Re: Super Bowl XLVII

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peetie44 wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:that's probably the only things that could make me like the American football.
Well...there's also the cheerleaders...

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Apparently they have been a great inspiration for very special cheerleaders:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H96-TwrwY7M
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Oddly the left glass doors of the fireplace doesn't look quite right. this might explain the injury to my arm. I shall attempt to recreate the accident. of course it will require San Francisco to get back to the Superbowl.
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Superbowl adverts explained (courtesy of SomethingAwful).
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