In honour of Under the Volcano

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In honour of Under the Volcano

Post by gede » Sat Oct 31, 2015 8:19 pm

'Tis the Day of the Dead, a fine day to drink and die as discovered by Geoffrey Firmin, ex-consul. Any fans here to raise a glass of mescal in honour of this superior novel (and pretty good film adaptation)?

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Re: In honour of Under the Volcano

Post by buzzsaw » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:09 pm

One of the best trailers I think I've seen for a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4x6x-EFEWs

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Re: In honour of Under the Volcano

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:09 pm

buzzsaw wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:09 pm
One of the best trailers I think I've seen for a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4x6x-EFEWs
You`re joking,
Right?!!!?
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: In honour of Under the Volcano

Post by buzzsaw » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:44 pm

Under The Volcano - Ending Remastered

Scene 1*

Enter Geoffrey, Yvonne, and Hugh.

(Table scene, late evening attire)

Geoffrey: "Stop sleeping with my wife!"
Yvonne: "Geoffrey, what has gotten into you!?"
Geoffrey: "Like a codfish racehorse...

(Geoffrey getting the fuck outta there scene..)

Hugh: "Let him go Yvonne, he'll drink himself undrunk..."
Yvonne: "No! Something will happen to him!"
Geoffrey (returns): "Drink myself undrunk!? (takes a hefty shot of premium tequila from another patron's table)
Hugh: "You heard what I said Geoffrey."
Geoffrey: "I don't think I did"
Geoffrey: "You little twerp."
Hugh: "Try me Geoffrey you piece of crap."

(Geoffrey punches Hugh with one swift blow. Hugh is looking up to Geoffrey)

Geoffrey: "Hugh, on the threshold of paradise...
puffing over her gills like a codfish,
veins like a racehorse...
prime as a goat, hot as a monkey,
salt as a wolfin pride.
Let them wallow here in their bliss
with my blessing."
Geoffrey: "Here take this shot. You need it..."

(Geoffrey, while still rambling... Meets another senorita, they get married and sail off into the sunset sippin Margaritas

-The End

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Re: In honour of Under the Volcano

Post by buzzsaw » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:53 pm

In all due respect, Malcolm was a great writer. Rip.

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