mmmmmm.... mcdonalds.

VodkaHero · Post by **VodkaHero** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:24 pm

Who else hits up mickey D's during a night of boozing? The best part is no matter how drunk you are you can still order, you just have to say a number between 1 and 7 or whatever it is.

Went last night mid way through the drinking. There was a clubber girl passed out at one of the table, it was an absolue riot. I assured her I wasn't laughing at her, but with her... and that I had passed out in worse places. Then some guy dropped his fries and we convinced him to go up and tell them, they not only replaced the fries, they super sized it!

aahhh god bless those hard working folks on night shift.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:26 pm

Sorry, not touching this one...

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 3:01 pm

After school I used to have a McBier while I waited for the discotheques or Sir Wellington's Pub to open. I was only 13 years old though, that ended abruptly when I began listening to Crass, et al.

God of Chunder · Post by **God of Chunder** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 3:09 pm

Krystal has the all-time best late-shift crews. Half your meal is usually free and the scenery is not to be missed.

VodkaHero · Post by **VodkaHero** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 4:29 pm

I tried to order a McGuinness... they didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did. They didn't even crack a smile when I asked to super size it.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 10:59 pm

Mcdonalds, Burger King, etc? I'd rather eat raw sewage with a shrimp fork. But that's just me.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 2:06 am

Palinka wrote:Sorry, not touching this one...

Oh come on, tell them the story when you and The Boy were banned from one of the MDs.
I wish I had been there. Top notch. I mean, being banned from a McDonalds is just divine.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 3:49 am

By the way, I know this guy, Pisti, who once accomplished the task of eating 7 cheesburgers in 5 minutes while riding a bicycle freaking drunk. I think it was a misunderstood ordering, but he said: "Eh, fuck it, it's still better than eleven shakes and a happy meal menu - I won't complain."

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:33 am

One for the frog wrote:
Palinka wrote:Sorry, not touching this one...
Oh come on, tell them the story when you and The Boy were banned from one of the MDs.
I wish I had been there. Top notch. I mean, being banned from a McDonalds is just divine.

Do tell Palinka. Getting kicked out of a McDonalds? What did you do, demand service with a smile?

VodkaHero · Post by **VodkaHero** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 5:33 pm

Hah, I have also been banned from a mcdonalds.

4 drunks + the ballroom, it was trouble. We tucked are shirts into our pants and filled em up, figure we got a good 50 of em out of there.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 5:47 pm

I don't know if this should be in drinking stories or not :idea: Fuck it if you want to read my sad story of mcd's see drinking stories :twisted:

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:40 am

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:After school I used to have a McBier while I waited for the discotheques or Sir Wellington's Pub to open. I was only 13 years old though, that ended abruptly when I began listening to Crass, et al.

Yeah, I was gonna say, I've gotten drunk and vandalized McDonalds, but that's about as close as it gets.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:28 am

I tell it then.
As I know it was the very night the Rambling Insanity (check the Astonishing New Drink Recipes forum) was invented.
So our hero and The Boy went in a MD's demanding "CAKE! WE WANT CAKE! AND THE BEST WINES KNOWN TO HUMANITY!!!!"
Well, our friends' brain was a bit shocked at the moment as this scene was shorty after their first encounter of a Komodo dragon in a staircase.

I wish I had been there.... :(

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:41 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
One for the frog wrote:
Palinka wrote:Sorry, not touching this one...
Oh come on, tell them the story when you and The Boy were banned from one of the MDs.
I wish I had been there. Top notch. I mean, being banned from a McDonalds is just divine.
Do tell Palinka. Getting kicked out of a McDonalds? What did you do, demand service with a smile?

I think he asked for carryout and got carried out instead.

hurricanehurrie · Post by **hurricanehurrie** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:16 pm

I got banned from the mcdonalds closest to my house...i work at a bar not too far away and all the workers used to go to the drive through for some cheap foor after work (only place open)

well i happened to be quite the dink to the McWorkers one day and ordered a 12 patty big mac...ate it...drunkan feat...but the large coke i had was just too much and i couldnt finish it...so outside the large window i threw it on the ground...littering...big deal...well there was an old lady inside who was watching me while she cleaned the windows...and i guess its not good when they mouth to you not to do it, you smile and do it any ways...

the next week i was informed i was banned...the list of reasons included unrully behavior, littering, and looking at her...i couldnt get over it...banned for looking at her...they told us this after we ordered though...so they were nice enough to let us still get our food one last time...and of course...half of it was on their windows and parking lot

that was a month ago...havent gone back yet...lately we try to rush and get out of the bar by 3...BURGUR KING