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Mother Goose wrote:
dan_uk wrote:Goose, where the hell is the MEAT on that?!
SAUSAGE gravy. My homemade sausage gravy is the fucking bomb. Of course, I prefer mine over plain ol' biscuits, I don't get all weird & creative with it like Goose.

If/when we ever make it to an Invasion, I'll be sure to make it for the clan. It's the world's best hangover food.
if/when i ever make it to a invasion that you guys if/when ever make it to, the sausage gravy cook-off is on.

that's the most grammatically harsh sentence i've ever typed.
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Tuna salad sandwich you found in your lap when you came to.
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Oggar wrote:Tuna salad sandwich you found in your lap when you came to.
If Savage fixed it, be prepared for lack of cheese.
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The best food is whatever is right in front of you.. my only preference is salty and spicy. A bottle of good hot sauce will make about anything delicious.

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Thu Jones wrote: A bottle of good hot sauce will make about anything delicious.
I'll 2nd that.
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Just drunk dialed Pizza Hut and the fucker than answered the phone decided to deliver as well.
After he had a pull on the Jager I offered he was back to work.

I hate Pizza Hut.
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Green chili and tortillas. Don't even mention the word mild!

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In my younger days, when I would party at Red's down in South Jersey, my friends and I would hit a Wa wa on the way home.
I would always get a hot dog with everything on it.

Now when I say everything... well , one time to make a Drunken point, the girl behind the counter asked,"Everything?". Well, at three am in the morning this sounded more to me like a challenge than a question. So I had her go down the entire length of the prep station and add every item there was to be had.
That was the best .99 cent hotdog. And from that point on it was the only thing that could quell my stomach after a hard night of Drinking.

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Ramen noodles with vietnamese garlic chilli sauce!
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Frankennietzsche wrote:Ramen noodles with vietnamese garlic chilli sauce!

Do you cook them or eat the Ramens raw? I know a guy that does the raw thing. Which is crunchy with noodles.

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I cook them and eat them either as a soup or drain all the water and just eat the seasoned noodles. There is a recipe of this off kilter vinegary slaw with crushed up raw rammen in it. It's quite good.
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Post by xxx »

I eat them raw. They crunch. Sometimes I put tabassco sauce on them.

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In retrospect, that 3am tatertot omlette doesn't seem like it was a good idea but it was heavenly last night.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:Ramen noodles with vietnamese garlic chilli sauce!
right there with you.

i buy the ramen by the flat, and the chili garlic paste by the gallon. neither of these statements is an exageration.
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MeanOldLady wrote:NO. HARD SHELL. TACOS! a taco is a little corn tortilla with meat in it, and possibly cilantro. chopped up meat, not ground beef. you americans anger me. roooooar.

i seriously want some tacos now. i'll be back.
Yeah, soft! When you're drunk the crunchy ones tend to make a mess. Damn it to hell now I want them!

I also agree with people who are bringing up tobasco and spices...goes good with booze. I make my own home made salsa with a fourth of it consisting of habenero peppers 'cause I'm crazy.
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