Best thing to eat while drunk?

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A place called Krystals': supposed to be like White Castle. I have to check it out.

krystal is not ANYTHING like white castle. don't believe anyone who says this, or you will be sorely disappointed. they have these things called "steamers" which are little burgers cooked via--you guessed it--steam. as someone who knows what happens to steamed meat, you can only guess what that texture is like in your mouth.
krystal is bad... very, very bad. you're better off at waffle house.

Mmmmmmmmmm, Waffle House:

who's that chick on the left? she looks like she's been crumpled on the backseat floor of a car for 500 miles or something.

[Mayhem]

who's that chick on the left? she looks like she's been crumpled on the backseat floor of a car for 500 miles or something.

Hitchhiker we picked up in Maryland. Real loose cannon.



edited due to quote restrictions, and I'm an idiot.

[Shmoo]

krystal is bad... very, very bad.

Sure is. Want to save money on a colonic, go to Krystals and order any item. Food has never travelled through my body quicker. WH is topps in my mind.