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double egg and chips with a new heinz cheesy beans amuse bouche
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Mr. Viking wrote:double egg and chips with a new heinz cheesy beans amuse bouche
I don't know what any of this means.
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Hey, get this gang!

Last week, the barely-not-retarded-guy at work was talking about his stomach hurting and how his mom had made deviled eggs the previous night, which involved his telling of how deviled eggs are made. But, he actually had to ask a co-worker what "the yellow part" of the egg is called.
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Crystal wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:double egg and chips with a new heinz cheesy beans amuse bouche
I don't know what any of this means.
two chickens eggs, fried, served atop a plate of french fried potatoes with Image as a starter
wow, that picture is big
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I have never seen Cheesy Beans before. Your meal sounds like a delicious heart attack.
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they're new. Weren't very good either. Stick with the regular ones, though they have a new five bean variety which is good
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GIANT CHEDDAR CHEESE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fun almost-presidential-fact, gang: Senator John Kerry married the Heinz bean & ketchup heiress.
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I think I shall have a rump steak for my dinner tonight, medium-rare. Rumps can be a bit chewy if they are rare, especially the crap quality ones I buy. I'll see if the supermarket has any nice pilsener to go with it too
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Mr. Viking wrote:I think I shall have a rump steak for my dinner tonight, medium-rare. Rumps can be a bit chewy if they are rare, especially the crap quality ones I buy. I'll see if the supermarket has any nice pilsener to go with it too
Soak the steak in the beer to tenderise it. The beer can be drunk afterward (and if you can't take a little blood in your beer, why are you still living in Glasgow?).
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Palinka wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:I think I shall have a rump steak for my dinner tonight, medium-rare. Rumps can be a bit chewy if they are rare, especially the crap quality ones I buy. I'll see if the supermarket has any nice pilsener to go with it too
Soak the steak in the beer to tenderise it. The beer can be drunk afterward (and if you can't take a little blood in your beer, why are you still living in Glasgow?).
might do that for tomorrow, the steak was too big so I cut it in half
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Mr. Viking wrote: the steak was too big so I cut it in half
to much rump something, something....
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going to have kippers on toast with poached duck eggs. Forgot I had the kippers this morning, and them and the eggs need to be used
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