The perfect morning after.

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The perfect morning after.

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If it exists, surely the perfect morning after must be starting with this kid's breakfast thing: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459
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Dear God, I do not understand such breakfasts. For me, one glass milk, one or two slices bacon, one soft scrambled egg, one half english muffin, and a goblet of mimosa, fills me up so much that I don't even think about lunch.
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I'd eat that. All of it. AND a small child.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'd eat that. All of it. AND a small child.
..and a wafer thin mint.

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I am done with food. It chokes out my buzz.
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Awesome. That would last me a week! I think the Man vs Food guy should take on the challenge...
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Oh god, I couldn't put a dent in that even if I was stoned and drunk.

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Man I could never eat that much ever.For me 3 sunny side eggs 6 pieces bacon 3 toast and some fried potatoes

Is my breakfast .

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As part of his investigation into why British people are on average nearly three stone (19kg) heavier than 50 years ago,
I think that it is because they aren't being blitzed by the Huns!
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I know you heard me say I'll have the steak and eggs but what I meant was give me all the steak and eggs you have.

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What?!? No beer?!?

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BBoozer wrote:What?!? No beer?!?
Indisputable flaw in that breakfast.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

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No thanks. Food makes me sick.

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I would wreck that thing. Think they would go double or nothing if I tried two of them?
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Seriously, when we go out to eat, I bring a tote bag with containers in it. Simply because even the smallest meal is enough to feed a family of six. And I am not a skinny anorexic. Yes, I have lost a lot of weight, but no one is waving a sandwich at me. Who are these people that clean their plates at restaurants?
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