"What are you eating - Thread"

[Badfellow]

Carl’s Jr.: Fuck you, I’m eating.

[Badfellow]

Sorry. Like a turkey vulture over a massacred wagon full of pilgrims at the local gas station, I had to circle back around…



Color code of food choices:

*DEFCON red and orange are for defense conditions of heartburn, clogged arteries and gastrointestinal anomalies.

* Blue signifies gas station foods that have been deemed "edible only while operating a computer work station or motor vehicle". Made from things.

*Green code is for those who chzooze to EAT SCHMART. Or shart smart. Nobody seems to give a flying fuckz.

*Purple is the official color code of the repressed Mexamerican peoples and their rich, gas station burrito culture. Also sponsored by the ghost of the artist formerly known as Prince.

[Artful Drunktective]

The shit is a rolliez?

HA! I wondered the same.

Buuut...I wouldn't order it, whatever it is. Not when there's a chix sandz or subz on the menu. Who knowz though. Maybe the rolliez are the unsung heroez.

And wherez the chix nuggz? Nachoz? Friez? Mozz stickz? Wingz and dingz? It's like they didn't even try.

ML never revealed if/what she ordered. I guess nothing or there would have been a pic for us.

[Patchez]

Rolliez are pepperoni rolls.

[scream ale]

Patchez with the infoz

[Artful Drunktective]

Patchez with the infoz

Totally nailed it except he dropped the ballz for not calling them pepperoni rollz.

[Artful Drunktective]

Did anyone even notice the burgerz pic? What da hell is that?! Fish stickz?

[scream ale]

I'm going with mozzerella stickz

[oettinger]

No schnizlz?

[Badfellow]

Let’s see some photoz of Eurotrash gas station food. Like croquetz n schnitz. Do they have bratz in Germany?

[Artful Drunktective]

I'm going with mozzerella stickz

I wondered the same at first...but mozzz stickz on a bun? Why?! I demand answers from Malibu Laurez.

When she and I laughed about this menu, we agreed that although we do like adding "z's" at the end of everything when possible (BF also has a mad skill for it, as does SA, we are so proud of you guys), that this menu was just over the top stupid, albeit comical, hence the menu photo.

Beanz anyone?

[Artful Drunktective]

Let’s see some photoz of Eurotrash gas station food. Like croquetz n schnitz. Do they have bratz in Germany?

Nope, no bratz in Germany. No wurstz either.

I also instinctively called it "schnitz". oett effed it up.

[Malibu Laurie]

The menu was from Sheetz. I got a burger. They made it fresh, not gas station style.

[Malibu Laurie]

Rewardz!

[Malibu Laurie]

I’d most definitely get some dipperz

They couldn't have called it "Dipz?" That's a missed opportunity there.