"What are you eating - Thread"

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French Baguette, smothered with Amish butter and garlic and salt, smoked in the
wevber grill for about an hour.

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Willies gave me these, and when I opened one, it went HRSSSSSSSSS!

Must mean it's fresh, I guess.

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Ayuh,

nailed it my friend

I'm fucking toastd

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a barbera berry and dbl jd and coke

Don't ask me about barbera I fancied a cocktail and its the first one I saw that had rum in it
Might sneak a cheeky dbl jd in again before I leave to get my haircut

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Butter pasta of course, it`s friday!

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It`s got to be bad
It`s brains from the mad
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I had tortilla chips with tuna with onions and salsa toppers. But, bear in mind that I am recovering from a recent brain injury.
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Bits of fruit from the sangria jugs.
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Savage wrote:tortilla chips with tuna
I have to ask: That works?

Hoping your injury wasn`t to severe. Well you`re posting, so get as much tuna n chips as you want. Get well soon!



Btw, if you ever wondered, no, tuna have no bones, that would be flippers offspring that were stupid enough to swin into a can
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sliced bread with a mere remoulade topping, two bananas and six beers were lunch
I`m sure if that was served in jail, outrage would ensue
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"the what are you not eating" post
McDonalds, Burger King, Puss... shit what? What was that, shit I`m dreunk again
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Makes me think how to delete my last meal?
Ah yes, warm vodka
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Me again, this is getting stupid.

But so well fare well, let us deconstruct mother nature for a brief moment here:
- salty and fatty: good
- dreunk: good

- sweet: bad
- greens: bad

Humping: good

Where the hell did god fuck up that easy task at hand? Is god a dry? Or just stupid? Drunk?

But really sex makes your brain feel fine, but salt and fat also? The missing link got lost on saturday and is called the "Neanderdrunk"
This species not only hated fruit (well in it`s drink it was acceptable but only then!!!!!) it hated work, hated the sun, hated homo sapiens, skipped school, smoked cigarettes and was last seen hanging around the internet getting shitfaced
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I actually like eating my greens. I made a delicious curry on thursday with chicken, spinach, peas and carrots. Cooked once on the hob, then in the oven for a few hours, left to cool down again, then cooked on the hob and eaten yesterday. That's how you make good curry (Also applies to other stews)
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If you try this, I think you'll like it:

1/4 lb ground beef, made into a patty
Sprinkle with white pepper, celery salt, real small dose of garlic powder.
Fry in a real hot skillet.
When done on the first side, flip it over and turn off the burner.
Add a folded up piece of American cheese on top and a Sesame seed bun into the skillet, both sides face down, and cover.
When the cheese is all melted slap it together and serve.

Hold the pickle, lettuce, and every fucking other ingredient. Serve it plain.

This is basically the old 'Fat Boy' closing time recipe, after they put everything else away but took mercy on young drunks headed back from the bar. Probably invented by Bruce Wilson circa 1968 (RIP, bro) I still prefer it to any other hamburger recipe.

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Viking: The cooking and putting in an oven and more heating kills everything vegetable in your veggies, the vitamins. I was told atleast. And leave out those carrots please, everything else sounds very tasty!

Smatter: When I read that Magic Johnson was partly owning a thing called "fat burgers" I thought that it had to be the greasiest and coolest place to ever eat at. When I visited their hp I was truly disappointed.

What sauce do you put on yours? Are ketchup and mustard a must? Is mayonnaise banned from every real hamburger?
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