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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Savage » Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:00 am

Smatter Nougats, I am going to sneak in your yard and steal your dog. He or she is so adorably kissy.
As for eating, I had some shrimp salad and a bit of Grumpy's leftover tamale casserole, and a little bit of a baked potato that I had to throw out the middle because it was rotten. So, mostly, I drank. So, dinner as per usual.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:38 pm

Has anybody noticed that they quotation marks in the title of this topic make it sound like someone is answering their own question and that they are actually eating thread.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by booznik » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:51 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:Has anybody noticed that they quotation marks in the title of this topic make it sound like someone is answering their own question and that they are actually eating thread.
It's the dash that does it. And the capital T.

If chewing the scenery means overacting, eating the thread must mean... ???
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:43 pm

Maybe it is simply missing a question mark at the end?
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by booznik » Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:47 pm

mistah willies wrote:Maybe it is simply missing a question mark at the end?
Question mark at the end, and replace dash with comma.

What are you eating, Thread?

In Soviet Russia, Thread eats YOU.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:54 pm

booznik wrote:
mistah willies wrote:Maybe it is simply missing a question mark at the end?
Question mark at the end, and replace dash with comma.

What are you eating, Thread?

In Soviet Russia, Thread eats YOU.

You weave quite well.

What's this, a man-eating babushka?


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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by booznik » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:00 pm

mistah willies wrote:What's this, a man-eating babushka?
Indeed, beware of being eaten by those ones that sing softly, and carry a big bass.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Savage » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:12 pm

I saw a guy eat string in a video. It was Robert Crumb's brother. I just couldn't get past how gross it would be, coming out the next day or so. Eeewww...
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:17 pm

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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by booznik » Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:27 pm

Indeed. And the spellcheckers betray.

Autocorrect is even worse. It's out to get you.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Savage » Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:36 am

And yet, no matter how you punctuate it, the sentence "I made Grumpy a ham sandwich", sounds weird.
I made Grumpy a ham sandwich.
I made Grumpy, a ham sandwich.
Either way, he's porky. Something's not kosher here. Especially when I add his favorite swiss cheese.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:37 am

Savage wrote:And yet, no matter how you punctuate it, the sentence "I made Grumpy a ham sandwich", sounds weird...
Your problem is not with punctuation but with grammar. The sentence should read, "I made a ham sandwich for Grumpy." or "For Grumpy, I made a ham sandwich. "
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Savage » Fri Jun 13, 2014 5:29 am

No, silly. Grumpy, aka a ham sandwich. With mustard, too.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by Savage » Fri Jun 13, 2014 5:30 am

And you know, considering his temperament, I'm not certain whether he would be on wry (rye), or SOURdough.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:08 am

I made a ham, sandwich for Grumpy.
Atleast share it, poor Grumpy`s stuck on dry bologna

"For Grumpy, I made a ham sandwich. " This is perfect, no complaining.


Hmm, baguette sandwich with boiled eggs maybe now? Nah it`s just the beer talking to me
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