I often go the easy route of...

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Re: I often go the easy route of...

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Anything with cheese, tzatziki, sour cream, potatoes, pasta, pizza, fried chicken, bacon, spam, nachos...
I think the versatility of sandwiches can never go wrong. Are there any that you would seriously turn down in a drunken hungry moment?

Grilled cheese, Submarine, French dip, Egg or Chicken salad, Cuban, Tuna Melt, BLT, Croque-monsieur, Reuben, Big Mac, Monte Cristo, Po' Boy, Turkey Club, Italian Hero, Meatball sub, Lobster Roll, Philly Cheese steak, Bahn Mi, Patty Melt...even a PB & J most probably wouldn't turn down in the middle of the night.
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This "easy route" of which you speak, reminds me of part of the famous "hot pockets' bit:
"Directions: remove hot pocket from package; place directly in toilet."
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Some parents let Hot Pockets raise their children. Now we see the consequences: a whole tasteless, doughy looking generation full of shit.
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Let's be realistic here... the easy route means the convenient route, which in turn is an extension of the laziness principle. And if you're going to be lazy, you may as well strive for the complete zen of slobdom and order Chinese food delivery. Don't bother putting on clothes. They've seen worse.
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TV and honey nut cheerios raised my two children and I am proud of both of em
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