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Re: PIZZA!!!!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:29 pm

This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
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Re: PIZZA!!!!

Post by Bur » Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:11 pm

Albrecht Janky wrote:This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
That's just like stereotypes, man.

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Re: PIZZA!!!!

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:35 am

Bur wrote:
Albrecht Janky wrote:This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
That's just like stereotypes, man.
Not at all man.
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Re: PIZZA!!!!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:00 pm

Donald J. Trump wrote:Everyone loves pizza, unless you are a fascist.
We have disproven your lies, Donald J trump. Everything that hold to be true lies in a shattered heap about your feet. Your entire Weltanschauung is wrecked by this simple exercise of logic. You sit upon a throne of lies in expensive pants made of falsehoods. You are undone, like Chris Christy's trousers after a visit to Golden Coral. Good day, sir.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: PIZZA!!!!

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:42 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:
Donald J. Trump wrote:Everyone loves pizza, unless you are a fascist.
We have disproven your lies, Donald J trump. Everything that hold to be true lies in a shattered heap about your feet. Your entire Weltanschauung is wrecked by this simple exercise of logic. You sit upon a throne of lies in expensive pants made of falsehoods. You are undone, like Chris Christy's trousers after a visit to Golden Coral. Good day, sir.
Fake Trump doesn`t have internet right now, what a laughable rally.

I once tried my hands on a self-made calzone pizza. When I was finished with all the toppings that thing just woudln`t wrap around anymore. It barely fit into the oven. I was filled afterwards laying on the bed and could barely bent over
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My Pizza

Post by buzzsaw » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:20 pm

Personal Pan Pizza, makes 4
  • 2 tsps sugar
    0.5 cups cake flour
    0.5 all purpose flour
    1/4 tsp baking powder
    1 yeast packet
    Salt to taste.. ;)
    14.5 ounce can of tomato sauce
    8 ounce of tomato paste
    1 tbsp garlic powder
    1 tbsp oregano
    2 tsps basil
    Hint of French Dressing
    Slight pepper
    Hint of white pepper and hoitsauce
    Pre-cooked breakfast sausage crumbled
    Mozzarella
    Anything else...
Instructions:

Combines the dry ingredients (first 5 ingredients with your common sense level of salt) with a wisk.

Add in enough HOT water to make your batter (common sense here is needed).
Plenty of flour is needed on your counter, then form a ball. Work it into a mini frizbee....
Hand toss this into a crust

Use your common sense then make your sauce...

(Preheated) 450 degrees for 9 minutes, but keep an eye on it... Broil the top..

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Re: My Pizza

Post by buzzsaw » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:59 pm

A little red wine would go good in there too

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