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Pizza is made by telephone. Everyone knows that...
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Palinka wrote:Pizza is made by telephone. Everyone knows that...
Or by email. Cause we`re new agers and want to stay as anonymous as possible and not talk to real people while posting on shitbook what we just ordered and how it fits our sexual preferences.
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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Thankfully for constantin, being a fascist doesn't stop him liking pizza
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This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
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Albrecht Janky wrote:This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
That's just like stereotypes, man.

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Bur wrote:
Albrecht Janky wrote:This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
That's just like stereotypes, man.
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Donald J. Trump wrote:Everyone loves pizza, unless you are a fascist.
We have disproven your lies, Donald J trump. Everything that hold to be true lies in a shattered heap about your feet. Your entire Weltanschauung is wrecked by this simple exercise of logic. You sit upon a throne of lies in expensive pants made of falsehoods. You are undone, like Chris Christy's trousers after a visit to Golden Coral. Good day, sir.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Donald J. Trump wrote:Everyone loves pizza, unless you are a fascist.
We have disproven your lies, Donald J trump. Everything that hold to be true lies in a shattered heap about your feet. Your entire Weltanschauung is wrecked by this simple exercise of logic. You sit upon a throne of lies in expensive pants made of falsehoods. You are undone, like Chris Christy's trousers after a visit to Golden Coral. Good day, sir.
Fake Trump doesn`t have internet right now, what a laughable rally.

I once tried my hands on a self-made calzone pizza. When I was finished with all the toppings that thing just woudln`t wrap around anymore. It barely fit into the oven. I was filled afterwards laying on the bed and could barely bent over
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Personal Pan Pizza, makes 4
  • 2 tsps sugar
    0.5 cups cake flour
    0.5 all purpose flour
    1/4 tsp baking powder
    1 yeast packet
    Salt to taste.. ;)
    14.5 ounce can of tomato sauce
    8 ounce of tomato paste
    1 tbsp garlic powder
    1 tbsp oregano
    2 tsps basil
    Hint of French Dressing
    Slight pepper
    Hint of white pepper and hoitsauce
    Pre-cooked breakfast sausage crumbled
    Mozzarella
    Anything else...
Instructions:

Combines the dry ingredients (first 5 ingredients with your common sense level of salt) with a wisk.

Add in enough HOT water to make your batter (common sense here is needed).
Plenty of flour is needed on your counter, then form a ball. Work it into a mini frizbee....
Hand toss this into a crust

Use your common sense then make your sauce...

(Preheated) 450 degrees for 9 minutes, but keep an eye on it... Broil the top..

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A little red wine would go good in there too

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I had 2 pizza firsts this past weekend. I tried Domino's for the first time ever in my life- here in Germany. I never even had it once in America- only because the U.S. has so many awesome pizza places that I never bothered to try theirs. On that note, I obviously don't know if Domino's is any good in 'murrica but it was really good here and they have these quarantine delivery specials like 3 pizzas for the price of 2. (Although they did have the dreaded tuna fish pizza on the menu).

I ordered a "Lucifer" - pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and fresh jalapeño slices. I have also never had jalapeños on a pizza which is shocking considering my love for spicy stuff. Damn it was so good! Especially after a zillion vodka drinks. I can't believe I have never tried that before but I'm glad I did 'cause now it's a new favorite. If you are into kicking your pizza up a notch, it's a high recommend. And it's got to be raw jalapeños, not pickled.
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Thin crust although the hot dog one looks tantalizing... And I may need counseling if I could never have a pizza roll again.

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Pizza cake? Like ultra deep dish. I could do without ever trying the one with sushi. What no thick crust?
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B) normal pizza

C) Roadkill extra bloody

D) Japanese tiny cocksausage contest sauce

E) Anne Frank sour Kraut burned to a crisp trim
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Wow thanks oett for sharing your global prejudices.

This is why my favorite quote is by Dear Booze "**THE WORLD (Germany) would be so much better without German people".

*Only I fixed it for him.
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