Best Drunkard Munchies

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What Foodstuff Do You Find Most Fulfilling When Soused?

1) Burger of some description - Please Specify)?
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5%
2) Pizza (Please Specify Which Type)?
4
19%
3) Buritto?
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14%
4) Donner Kebab?
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14%
5) Chinese Dish (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
6) Japanese Dish (Please Specify)?
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5%
7) Chips (Brit.) AKA Fries or Chips (US) AKA Crisps(UK) & Dips?
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No votes
8) Curry (Please Specify)?
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No votes
9) Whatever is in thr back of the refrigerator/cupboard and/or I can get my Significant Other to make for me (please give an example)?
4
19%
10) Other (Please Specify)?
5
24%
 
Total votes: 21

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Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:21 am

Imagine that neither money nor distance are problems.

It is late but the delivery places are all still open. You are goodly boozed-up

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and have the booze belly-rumblings, indicating that yrecipe hungry.

What would you choose to order, cook (reheat or get someone else to cook, for you) or just grab from the kitchen (or wherever you store your nosh) and chow down on?

Wherever possible, please make your answer more detailed (the questions are, by necessity, somewhat vague); if you can add a recipe, so much the better.

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    Your answers will be keenly anticipated. Especially those that that contain recipes of the "Tastes So Good When You Are Hammered" variety. After all, all Modern Drunkardists have at least one recipe, that they can use to make a superb plate of food, whilst completely hammered.


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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:38 am

    #11 Pasta, any kind. I order it too often when drunk.


    But a recipe? Here we go:
    I call it the leftover pasta: Cook what ever pasta is left in your place. Put fat in a steaming roasting pan, add pasta and as much cheese that is left if not more, garlic, mushrooms (optional), onions and so on. Whatever you find that is not sweet (if you are rich enough ham n eggs should go in).
    Have dinner and drink on.
    The best is eating the again-solid cheese on a hungover morning, breakfast of champions, flush down with a monday morning left over drink. Smoke cigs, hit bathroom, go to work.
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by Shane-O-Matic » Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:12 pm

    Donner kebab. It's wrong, it's right - it's total fucking shite! But always somehow tempting after a heavy session.

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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:36 pm

    Doner Curry Pizza
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by brandonman » Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:51 pm

    Totino's Pizza doused in hot sauce. Only acceptable answer.
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:11 pm

    brandonman wrote:Totino's Pizza doused in hot sauce. Only acceptable answer.
    I can accept your answer, so long as you accept it is wrong
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by mistah willies » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:29 pm

    Holy shiiite!

    Wait, that is not my answer, Alex


    I think my laptop gained 2 stone from those delicious images.

    I like the fatty bacon slab quite much. Or quite often. I won't live long enough to eat like that as much as I would prefer

    So, "OTHER" is my answer. As in, "All of the above"


    Here's my recipe:

    Eat only after DRINKING!



    Then everything tastes good.


    I heard form a girlfriend back in the 80's that if you vomit fresh bananas, it tastes the same coming up and it did going down.


    I call bullshit on that.


    More proepr: It tastes like a banana daigayly because of the booze.



    Hey, nothing better than grilled, fatty pork chops, only salt and pepper please


    WHo'se next

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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by brandonman » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:43 pm

    I've found that if I eat Steak or Pasta BEFORE drinking, I puke while drinking, which doesn't happen often.
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by Bur » Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:20 am

    I really like carrots. And dip. Winning.

    This weekend I've been rather skippy on the eating part, but I suppose needs must when the manatees avalanche you.

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    Post by Stiggs » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:33 pm

    Anything creole or Cajun. Jambalaya for supper and gumbo in da mornin to help a headache. Lots a crusty baguette. Turtle soup an oyster on the half shell if not sick hungover. Eggs hussarde or grits n grillades good hangover food too. Hard to beat jambalaya, a po boy, or raw oyster for drinking fare.
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:21 am

    I'm going #3 burrito + #9 leftovers
    I put whatever there is in the fridge or cabinets that you think could go in a burrito shell. With hot sauce. A burrito just seems simple and easy to handle while drunk.

    Last night i think I fixed a burrito of leftover appetizers and mac n cheese. Like fried mushrooms and jalapeno poppers and maybe n onion ring. Mac n cheese, Burrito wrap. microwave, hot sauce.
    Always keep tortillas, and get the good ones. Containment of the meal is essential to your dining experience. I've got other burrito recipes but i hav eto be drunk enough to remembere
    Also i grow my own peppers and i got this mexi-bell that is delicious diced up in some shit
    ok now I'm hungry. Drunkgry. I'll try to write down tinights recipe.

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    Post by Patchez » Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:36 am

    I should have taken a picture of this but one of my go to's is fry some bacon in a pan, the chop up that nights take out French fries and cut them into small hash brown chunks. fry them up till a nice brown then crack an egg of three over that. lay the bacon on the bplate first top with the egg/fries then ad shred cheese of yout type. Eat the hell out of it.
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:58 am

    Leberkäse, topped with feta cheese ham onions gouda cheese and when it`s turning crusty put a bunch of eggs over it
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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by Smatter Noguts » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:03 pm

    Slow or fast carbs v. protein v. veggies v. whatever is a curative for hangovers?

    You left out Hot Dogs. Yesterdog is a joint between two bars in East town that got rich catering to the 2:30 a.m. crowd and is a big sloppy mess but seems to taste really good with a load on.

    Speaking of, Hop Cat's loaded crack fries with jalaopeno, onion, mayo, bacon, et. al. is perfect bar food.

    I do sit at the center of the drunken universe here in G.R., sorry to sound like the chamber of commerse booster, but for a medium size town the drinking is endless.

    It is good to put some solids in before sailing to the island, even if they have to leave by the wrong hatch.

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    Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

    Post by Mr. Viking » Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:42 pm

    I find I am susceptible to ordering or cooking too great a combination, thinking there will be a cumulative gain, when in fact what I would enjoy more would be something cleaner and more distilled in it's creation, for example, really good chips, rather than chips with curry and cheese. Oh, the drunken mind and the follies it leads us to.

    Putting that to one side, anything with mashed potatoes and decent gravy
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