Best Drunkard Munchies

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What Foodstuff Do You Find Most Fulfilling When Soused?

1) Burger of some description - Please Specify)?
1
5%
2) Pizza (Please Specify Which Type)?
4
19%
3) Buritto?
3
14%
4) Donner Kebab?
3
14%
5) Chinese Dish (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
6) Japanese Dish (Please Specify)?
1
5%
7) Chips (Brit.) AKA Fries or Chips (US) AKA Crisps(UK) & Dips?
0
No votes
8) Curry (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
9) Whatever is in thr back of the refrigerator/cupboard and/or I can get my Significant Other to make for me (please give an example)?
4
19%
10) Other (Please Specify)?
5
24%
 
Total votes: 21

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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:32 pm

Potato skins with all the fixins is pretty awesome and hearty snack when wasted.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Rye and Coke » Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:38 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:32 pm
Potato skins with all the fixins is pretty awesome and hearty snack when wasted.
^^^^^ 100 percent, many a drunken binges I've found myself at the TGIFridays in my city, just horking these things down along with their Long Island Ice Teas, which are potent and cheap.

Nowadays, it's diner food from down the street, or delivery steak and cheeses.

If I get really drunk and don't want to leave, but have no leftovers, I get pretty inventive.

I do a mean pizza toast.

You turn on your oven to toasting temperature
Take four pieces of bread
Toast them in the oven until golden on both sides (I usually take some butter mixed with garlic powder to smear on the bottom)
You might have to flip them to make sure the buttered side is toasted well
Slather with spaghetti sauce (whatever you have handy)
Add whatever toppings you have (seriously, mushrooms, onions, ground meat, sliced chicken, doesn't matter...)
cover with whatever cheese you have ( I prefer shredded or sliced provolone)
bake again in the oven until the cheese is melted and toppings are hot

There you have it! Pizza Toast

In pinch, I can throw it together for the kids and they love it. When I'm drunk it's a goddamn godsend
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:52 am

This always:

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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Savage » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:01 am

I don't really like eating much, anymore. I still cook, and eat what I make, sort of, but I think I am reverting to my childhood, when I was the little skinny kid that sat in front of a cold plate of dinner with an angry mother yelling, "You will not get up from this table until you eat that!' It wasn't till I was a married woman that I discovered how nice it was to cook, and eat. Then, many years later, I got sick.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:59 pm

I voted other species

Chilly cheese nuggets
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Savage » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:09 pm

Saltines with Guldens mustard on them are really good. And milk . but not at the same time.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by scream ale » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:30 pm

Nuts in the shell. They go with pretty much any drink and you get to play with a nutcracker.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:37 am

oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:59 pm
I voted other species

Chilly cheese nuggets
These are indeed, magically delicious. And so were the cheesy chicken nuggets.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:37 am

scream ale wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:30 pm
Nuts in the shell. They go with pretty much any drink and you get to play with a nutcracker.
Mmmm...nuts. Yeah and I always go for the walnuts although I like pretty much all nuts. (That's what she said).
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:43 am

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Oh man I cooked a bunch of shit while getting drunk overnight last night. The green bean fries were fucking delicious with ketchup. The soft pretzels were good but they gave me one big salt packet and I managed to get that fucking EVERYWHERE. The Jamaican style meat patty empanada was great with hot sauce but even while drunk I remember questioning the source and content of the so called "beef" substance.
Then I passed out. Woke up and the oven was still on, amazingly without a smoldering pizza briquette inside, so I had some taquitos for breakfast.

I will definitely be getting more of the green bean fries from the dollar store.

This is hilarious and totally me in all regards- especially the salt mess. ('cept I would have had Hidden Valley Ranch with my g.b. fries). Empanadas! Those are hard to disappoint.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:51 am

mistah willies wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:27 pm

Back when we used to have all kinds of folks over to shmoke, and I worked for a home delivery service whose names rhymes with Schwantz, well, I had all kind of access to high fat-laden munchies. but haven't tried deep fried, battered green beans. Sounds tasty. probably better for me that deep fried pickles. woe to high blood pressure sufferers like me
Doh! You had relations with Schwantz, did ya? Heh.

Back in the day I had a housewife friend that would order from them. I would peruse the catalog and thought it was pricey and a tad hoighty toighty to have frozen foods delivered to your house like that when the store was a few minutes away. I did however, marvel at all the delicious items that were offered. I recall cheese stuffed pretzels and also a cheese stuffed bread ring. MM MM MM! Fortunately my friend was also a stoner (and a drunkard) so that was a bonus when she shared these tasty treats. In retrospect I realize if I had the money to have someone deliver such snacks to my door, I sure as hell would do it too!
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:35 pm

Cold pizza extra cheese, extra garlic oil

Nono: Cold hamburgers
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by scream ale » Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:54 pm

^^^ I disagree sir. With enough hot sauce the cold hamburgers are quite good.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by Patchez » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:55 pm

Chinese food is always a great bet. My go to is fried dumplings in garlic sauce with chicken or house fried rice. General Tso's Chicken with white rice and an order of crab rangoon. Eggdrop or eggdrop with wontons are the soups when ordered.
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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:32 pm

Patchez wrote:
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Chinese food
hmm interesting, considering you got regular access to a walking thai-kitchen
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