Best Drunkard Munchies

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What Foodstuff Do You Find Most Fulfilling When Soused?

1) Burger of some description - Please Specify)?
1
4%
2) Pizza (Please Specify Which Type)?
5
22%
3) Buritto?
3
13%
4) Donner Kebab?
3
13%
5) Chinese Dish (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
6) Japanese Dish (Please Specify)?
1
4%
7) Chips (Brit.) AKA Fries or Chips (US) AKA Crisps(UK) & Dips?
1
4%
8) Curry (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
9) Whatever is in thr back of the refrigerator/cupboard and/or I can get my Significant Other to make for me (please give an example)?
4
17%
10) Other (Please Specify)?
5
22%
 
Total votes: 23

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Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

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Malibu Laurie wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:48 pm
Beef jerky
Frito's Honey BBQ Twists
Salted seeds - pumpkin, sunflower and what have you
Smoked salmon
Onion and garlic macadamia nuts
Bruschetta - but it hasta also have cheese
French's Fried Onions
Tiny bottles of Malibu Rum
Large bottles of Malibu Rum
Sangria
Vodka
Dehydrated chicken wings that have been sitting at the gas station for hours
That would make for a helluva menu at a greasy spoon place.
I can't find pumpkin seeds anymore. Is it like the chocolate or coffee bean shortage?
Smoked salmon, yessah bub. Or Laphroig. Either one. Maybe a savory DRINK with capers, red onion and cram cheese shooters?

Now about those dessicated, dried out leathery gas station wings. Chewy and heat-lamp warmed. Oh my yes. Wing jerky. That's what I'm looking for when I show up drunk at a gas station.

Hey, anyone tried out the Shwann's hashbrown potato tubelets with the space-cheese glue that has them jalapeno chunks floating in them? That's good eatin'
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Gas station wing jerky soaked in spicy goop.
Meatballs in BBQ sauce.
Pickled herring and crackers.
Taquitos.
Sri Racha flavored peanuts.
Triple Pepperoni Pizza Rolls with hot sauce.
Welsh rarebit.
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I think I need to have triple pepperoni pizza rolls in the near future.

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Malibu Laurie wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:48 pm
Large bottles of Malibu Rum

Dehydrated chicken wings that have been sitting at the gas station for hours
Now that is quite the combo.

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scream ale wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:09 pm
I think I need to have triple pepperoni pizza rolls in the near future.
If you want the total experience, I suggest pairing it with a good malt liquor.
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Five years now, and not a single vote for curry.
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^ ^ ^ Curry...meh. It's good...but by far not even remotely my favorite when considering drunkard munchies. It wouldn't have even been an option had I created this poll, buuuut... beings how the poll was created by a European where it's a big thing...I get it.

Coincidentally I am making chicken tikka masala for dinner tonight haha.
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Malibu Laurie wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:48 pm
Large bottles of Malibu
Tiny bottles of Malibu
12 oz. cans of Malibu
20 oz. tallboys of Malibu
3 liter boxes of Malibu
55 gallon drums of Malibu
The Exxon Valdez spilling Malibu
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Crescent wrapped Lil' Smokies. Those always work.
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Saki and sushi!!
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:59 am
Saki and sushi!!
pass, neither fatty nor salty enough

Tripple layer of slayer cheese pasta caserole is the way to go for heart attacking drunk munchs
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I saw on Diners Drives & Dives just now a peanut butter & jelly sandwich that had been rolled in Frosted Flakes cereal and then fried. I don't see how that could disappoint.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:30 am
I saw on Diners Drives & Dives just now a peanut butter & jelly sandwich that had been rolled in Frosted Flakes cereal and then fried. I don't see how that could disappoint.
was this a recent episode? Because DD&D came to D.C. to visit one of my coworkers' friends restaurants. I'm pissed I missed it.


Oh and PB&J rolled in Frosted Flakes sounds like bad life decisions...
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^ ^ ^ Naw it was an old episode. Talk about a show filled with ultimate drunkard munchies! That and "Carnival Eats". Jeeze.

As far as bad life decisions...haven't made many and if I did, I came out unscathed so I'm thinking I can totally pull through from a fried PB & J. HA.
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