Best Drunkard Munchies

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What Foodstuff Do You Find Most Fulfilling When Soused?

1) Burger of some description - Please Specify)?
1
4%
2) Pizza (Please Specify Which Type)?
5
22%
3) Buritto?
3
13%
4) Donner Kebab?
3
13%
5) Chinese Dish (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
6) Japanese Dish (Please Specify)?
1
4%
7) Chips (Brit.) AKA Fries or Chips (US) AKA Crisps(UK) & Dips?
1
4%
8) Curry (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
9) Whatever is in thr back of the refrigerator/cupboard and/or I can get my Significant Other to make for me (please give an example)?
4
17%
10) Other (Please Specify)?
5
22%
 
Total votes: 23

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I'm going #3 burrito + #9 leftovers
I put whatever there is in the fridge or cabinets that you think could go in a burrito shell. With hot sauce. A burrito just seems simple and easy to handle while drunk.

Last night i think I fixed a burrito of leftover appetizers and mac n cheese. Like fried mushrooms and jalapeno poppers and maybe n onion ring. Mac n cheese, Burrito wrap. microwave, hot sauce.
Always keep tortillas, and get the good ones. Containment of the meal is essential to your dining experience. I've got other burrito recipes but i hav eto be drunk enough to remembere
Also i grow my own peppers and i got this mexi-bell that is delicious diced up in some shit
ok now I'm hungry. Drunkgry. I'll try to write down tinights recipe.

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I should have taken a picture of this but one of my go to's is fry some bacon in a pan, the chop up that nights take out French fries and cut them into small hash brown chunks. fry them up till a nice brown then crack an egg of three over that. lay the bacon on the bplate first top with the egg/fries then ad shred cheese of yout type. Eat the hell out of it.
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Leberkäse, topped with feta cheese ham onions gouda cheese and when it`s turning crusty put a bunch of eggs over it
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Slow or fast carbs v. protein v. veggies v. whatever is a curative for hangovers?

You left out Hot Dogs. Yesterdog is a joint between two bars in East town that got rich catering to the 2:30 a.m. crowd and is a big sloppy mess but seems to taste really good with a load on.

Speaking of, Hop Cat's loaded crack fries with jalaopeno, onion, mayo, bacon, et. al. is perfect bar food.

I do sit at the center of the drunken universe here in G.R., sorry to sound like the chamber of commerse booster, but for a medium size town the drinking is endless.

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I find I am susceptible to ordering or cooking too great a combination, thinking there will be a cumulative gain, when in fact what I would enjoy more would be something cleaner and more distilled in it's creation, for example, really good chips, rather than chips with curry and cheese. Oh, the drunken mind and the follies it leads us to.

Putting that to one side, anything with mashed potatoes and decent gravy
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I used to make a lot of 3 am breakfasts.
Eggs. Both scrambled with lots of cheese, garlic powder, and cayenne, as well as fried.
Hash browns with chopped onions and. Peppers when available.
Sausage patties and bacon.

I've also been known to add some leftoves to a tortilla, top with cheese and microwave.
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Me and my friend sometimes go to McDonald's and get a bag of those little cheeseburgers, bring them home and snack on them. Usually I have no appetite when I'm drunk, so I make sure to have a huge meal beforehand.
Greasy fish and chips is great for the next day!

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Promise I get twice as fat by double vote.

Btt: I think you Forgot Chicken Wings.
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Nachos & Dip - You have made me want it, you bardard! :D

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I used to keep the jumbo bag of Totinos three cheese pizza rolls in the freezer. Those and some Crystal hot sauce (bite the end off o f one of the rolls and fill with the hot sauce.) Easy-peasy drunkanesey...
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Cold pizza with sauce hollandaise instead of tomato sauce. Brokoli, ham, extra cheese
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I vividly remember a family of five getting "suddenly lost" over night between me, Viking and Hardcore Stig while we stayed at P.`s place.
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Spicy chicken wings in the classic Buffalo style with a fine vintage of malt liquor.

Smatter Noguts wrote: ... loaded crack fries with jalaopeno, onion, mayo, bacon, et. al. is perfect bar food.
And this on the side. The jalapeno and onion count as vegetable servings!
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I'm about to cok up some hash made of leftover red potatoes, Boston but roast, pepper flakes, red onion and cheese.
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Donner Kebab, every time, I know its a huge cliché forthe UK drunk to order Donner Kebab but theres a reason for that, it tastes like arse unless your smashed, but when you have smashed said smashingness it is the very best thing in the world........the next day is made ever more horrifying by its lingering presence but damn it...its worth it!
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