Best Drunkard Munchies

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What Foodstuff Do You Find Most Fulfilling When Soused?

1) Burger of some description - Please Specify)?
1
5%
2) Pizza (Please Specify Which Type)?
4
19%
3) Buritto?
3
14%
4) Donner Kebab?
3
14%
5) Chinese Dish (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
6) Japanese Dish (Please Specify)?
1
5%
7) Chips (Brit.) AKA Fries or Chips (US) AKA Crisps(UK) & Dips?
0
No votes
8) Curry (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
9) Whatever is in thr back of the refrigerator/cupboard and/or I can get my Significant Other to make for me (please give an example)?
4
19%
10) Other (Please Specify)?
5
24%
 
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mistah willies wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:27 pm

Back when we used to have all kinds of folks over to shmoke, and I worked for a home delivery service whose names rhymes with Schwantz, well, I had all kind of access to high fat-laden munchies. but haven't tried deep fried, battered green beans. Sounds tasty. probably better for me that deep fried pickles. woe to high blood pressure sufferers like me
Doh! You had relations with Schwantz, did ya? Heh.

Back in the day I had a housewife friend that would order from them. I would peruse the catalog and thought it was pricey and a tad hoighty toighty to have frozen foods delivered to your house like that when the store was a few minutes away. I did however, marvel at all the delicious items that were offered. I recall cheese stuffed pretzels and also a cheese stuffed bread ring. MM MM MM! Fortunately my friend was also a stoner (and a drunkard) so that was a bonus when she shared these tasty treats. In retrospect I realize if I had the money to have someone deliver such snacks to my door, I sure as hell would do it too!
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Cold pizza extra cheese, extra garlic oil

Nono: Cold hamburgers
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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^^^ I disagree sir. With enough hot sauce the cold hamburgers are quite good.
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Chinese food is always a great bet. My go to is fried dumplings in garlic sauce with chicken or house fried rice. General Tso's Chicken with white rice and an order of crab rangoon. Eggdrop or eggdrop with wontons are the soups when ordered.
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Patchez wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:55 pm
Chinese food
hmm interesting, considering you got regular access to a walking thai-kitchen
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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Patchez wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:55 pm
Chinese food is always a great bet. My go to is fried dumplings in garlic sauce with chicken or house fried rice. General Tso's Chicken with white rice and an order of crab rangoon. Eggdrop or eggdrop with wontons are the soups when ordered.
This I agree 100%! Dumplings and rangoons are up there on the best ever list. And there has to be wontons for the eggdrop oh yeah.
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I've said it many times and I will again...can't go wrong with corndogs.
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It's been a long, unending journey to find a place that can make steamed dumplings that are not gooey bread dough lumps.

That stuff is fine and the norm for pan friend dumprins, but not for steamed. Each and every time I finally find a place that has those light, fluttery dumpling covers, they pack up and head off to New York City.

Think: extra-wide egg noodles with melted buttah and that's the texture. Not that thick chewy shit.

Now I'm all pissed off over nothing. Time for a beer to cool down

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:40 am
It's been a long, unending journey to find a place that can make steamed dumplings that are not gooey bread dough lumps.
Damn straight, brother. To this I can relate.

I've been getting into the Tibetan momo this one place makes, basically a steamed dumpling filled with beef, green onion, garlic and spices. They serve it with a ponzu-like chili sauce for dipping, though I always ask for a dollop of house wasabi mustard on the side.

They also do house made cheese wontons (four leaf, deep fried) with bits of minced scallion and carrot in there. Apple sweet and sour sauce and finely shredded raw cabbage on the side.

And! And... their sake sample boards cost less than the average mixed drink! Kampai!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:47 pm
I've said it in probably every thread and I will again...can't go wrong with corndogs.
There are many ignorant and violent supporters of the term "pronto-pup" who might argue otherwise.
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Beef jerky
Frito's Honey BBQ Twists
Salted seeds - pumpkin, sunflower and what have you
Smoked salmon
Onion and garlic macadamia nuts
Bruschetta - but it hasta also have cheese
French's Fried Onions
Tiny bottles of Malibu Rum
Large bottles of Malibu Rum
Sangria
Vodka
Dehydrated chicken wings that have been sitting at the gas station for hours
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Malibu Laurie wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:48 pm
Beef jerky
Frito's Honey BBQ Twists
Salted seeds - pumpkin, sunflower and what have you
Smoked salmon
Onion and garlic macadamia nuts
Bruschetta - but it hasta also have cheese
French's Fried Onions
Tiny bottles of Malibu Rum
Large bottles of Malibu Rum
Sangria
Vodka
Dehydrated chicken wings that have been sitting at the gas station for hours
That would make for a helluva menu at a greasy spoon place.
I can't find pumpkin seeds anymore. Is it like the chocolate or coffee bean shortage?
Smoked salmon, yessah bub. Or Laphroig. Either one. Maybe a savory DRINK with capers, red onion and cram cheese shooters?

Now about those dessicated, dried out leathery gas station wings. Chewy and heat-lamp warmed. Oh my yes. Wing jerky. That's what I'm looking for when I show up drunk at a gas station.

Hey, anyone tried out the Shwann's hashbrown potato tubelets with the space-cheese glue that has them jalapeno chunks floating in them? That's good eatin'
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Gas station wing jerky soaked in spicy goop.
Meatballs in BBQ sauce.
Pickled herring and crackers.
Taquitos.
Sri Racha flavored peanuts.
Triple Pepperoni Pizza Rolls with hot sauce.
Welsh rarebit.
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I think I need to have triple pepperoni pizza rolls in the near future.
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Malibu Laurie wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:48 pm
Large bottles of Malibu Rum

Dehydrated chicken wings that have been sitting at the gas station for hours
Now that is quite the combo.
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