Official Bacon Thread

Moderators: NYDingbat, oettinger, Judge, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, mistah willies, Savage, Screwball, Donald J. Drunk

User avatar
ScurvyDog
Super Drunkard
Super Drunkard
Posts: 149
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:39 am
Location: Palm Valley, Fla

Re: Bow Down To...

Post by ScurvyDog »

It aint the bacon/fat that is gonna kill you its the bread!
The perfect combination of redneck and beach bum.

User avatar
peetie44
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10390
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:05 am
Location: Belgium, Austin TX, SoCal, Branson MO, Cape Cod MA

Re: Bow Down To...

Post by peetie44 »

ScurvyDog wrote:It aint the bacon/fat that is gonna kill you its the bread!
Just like it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

User avatar
peetie44
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10390
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:05 am
Location: Belgium, Austin TX, SoCal, Branson MO, Cape Cod MA

WHOA!!?!

Post by peetie44 »

...we're talking bacon turtles here!

Image
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

User avatar
coqui_chris
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6482
Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2003 4:09 pm
Location: 610, PA

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by coqui_chris »

Heathcliff Huxtable would approve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyv5HK-j8o
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero

"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk

User avatar
JimLahey
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2105
Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by JimLahey »

Wow, I want to make love to it.

User avatar
Crystal
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8491
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:51 pm
Location: California

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by Crystal »

That is amazing.

What the hell is on the inside- please tell me that is all bacon.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.

User avatar
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12348
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
Contact:

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by Frankennietzsche »

That'll give you the Gout.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

User avatar
JimLahey
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2105
Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by JimLahey »

That tasty sexy turtle is worth the gout, god DAMN!

User avatar
Mr. Viking
Hooching Like Hemingway
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3948
Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:23 am
Location: Norris Green

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by Mr. Viking »

oh my god
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

User avatar
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12556
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by ThirstyDrunk »

frankennietzsche wrote:That'll give you the Gout.
No way man, turtles have gout inhibitive qualities. I would eat two of those.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

User avatar
WolfOfTheWest
Super Drunkard
Super Drunkard
Posts: 123
Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:08 pm
Location: UK

Re: WHOA!!?!

Post by WolfOfTheWest »

Those look good. This looks better. In kind of a sickening way...

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/art ... _Meat_Ship
"My ambition is handicapped by laziness" — Charles Bukowski

User avatar
NightShiftCharlie
Super Drunkard
Super Drunkard
Posts: 186
Joined: Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:17 pm
Location: Carbondale, Il

Bacon swizzle stick recipe!

Post by NightShiftCharlie »

One of my favorite drink blogs, Serious Eats' Drinks, now has a recipe for bacon swizzle sticks. Knowing the popularity of bacon here, I know it's gotta be worth a look.

drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/06/how-to-m ... t_readmore
May you all be hung, drawn, and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.

User avatar
NightShiftCharlie
Super Drunkard
Super Drunkard
Posts: 186
Joined: Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:17 pm
Location: Carbondale, Il

Re: Bacon swizzle stick recipe!

Post by NightShiftCharlie »

I finally get a laptop, and now I'm fucking up URLs on posts. Terrific (note high level of sarcasm).
May you all be hung, drawn, and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.

User avatar
Wingman
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5081
Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:44 pm
Location: on my way to a bar

Re: Bacon swizzle stick recipe!

Post by Wingman »

i just fry it nice and crispy, so it can stand up on its own in the glass.
Stupid should hurt.

"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk

Judge
Moderator
Posts: 7711
Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
Location: Can't find my ass with two hands

Bacon/Donut

Post by Judge »

So this morning, I stop by Shipley's Donuts (the best donut shops in the South I'm told-Ruiner has hoisted a few with the owner)http://www.shipleydonuts.ws/ and bought two dozen assorted for my staff for Friday morning. I told the lady behind the counter to just pick whatever.

I take the pastries to my shop, have a quick staff meeting and everyone's drinking coffee and having a sugary confection when someone points out to me that one of the glazed donuts is crusted with real bacon pieces!

God love the South...bacon ON the donuts. And it wasn't even on the menu.
Proverbs 31:6&7

"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar

CPE1704TKS

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius

And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.

Post Reply