Fish n' Chips

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What is your preferred condiment for your fish n' chips?

Tartar Sauce
2
22%
Ketchup
0
No votes
Malt Vinegar
4
44%
Squirt of Lemon
1
11%
Other (please tell us what!)
2
22%
 
Total votes: 9

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Re: Fish n' Chips

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:22 am
Here ya go drunkard Brits! The lazy 'murrican version of your delicacy in it's finest!


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My favorite part is the description of ingredients. "Ocean Fish." Mmmm. Sounds delicious.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:57 am

My favorite part is the description of ingredients. "Ocean Fish." Mmmm. Sounds delicious.
Yeah really like what is the alternative? "Lake fish".
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:35 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:57 am

My favorite part is the description of ingredients. "Ocean Fish." Mmmm. Sounds delicious.
Yeah really like what is the alternative? "Lake fish".
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:52 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:35 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:57 am

My favorite part is the description of ingredients. "Ocean Fish." Mmmm. Sounds delicious.
Yeah really like what is the alternative? "Lake fish".
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Fish n' Chips

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Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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HAHA yeah I'll take some slimy sewage carp and bass, why not?

There was this restaurant in the Midwest that had the best fried catfish. They even boasted that the catfish were farm raised and were "sweet as a pecan" (???).
We should do a blind taste test comparison to see which is better between that and the sewage encrusted lake fish.
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cat n`chips just doesn`t sound right
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:37 am
cat n`chips just doesn`t sound right
Chips n pussy.

That sounds much better.
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Re: Fish n' Chips

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:08 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:37 am
cat n`chips just doesn`t sound right
Chips n pussy.

That sounds much better.
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